The terrorists believe in the same thing. Maybe if Santorum gets elected he can find a way to get along with them.
I might still be Republican. I'm really not sure.
Man, Super PAC Man isn't the game I thought it would be at all!
haha, he thinks she's trying to catch her breath because of how awesome and insightful he is. ignorance really is bliss.
|Fur is Murder |
'As you might imagine, it was pretty hard to walk in those days.'
|Binro the Heretic |
"Of course, I'm only talking about real women. You know, the kind you'd marry and have kids with. Oh, sure, we wanted our whores to spread wide for us, but we liked our wives to be more demure. Rewards are all the sweeter when you have to work for them."
"I remember my wife used to keep her legs clamped together tighter than a bear trap. She always deflected my romantic advances with talk of being tired or having a headache, but I knew it was all part of the game, just like all the crying and pleading and trying to barricade herself in the bathroom. She really liked to make the fun last. You wouldn't believe how long I would have to choke her to get her in the mood."
"And I'll tell you something else, Miss Mitchell. May I call you Andrea? Okay, then Miss Mitchell. I'll tell you this: the government used to know how to stay out of our private lives. Cops then knew about the sanctity of marriage and they knew a man's home was his castle. They'd never dream of interfering in my marriage, not like the dogs of the liberal establishment passing themselves off as cops nowadays."
|The Mothership |
Real women use communion wafers; whores use aspirin.
|Oscar Wildcat |
"My wife, my dog, and my apple tree. The more I beat them, the better they be."
I wish I had enough money to live in my own little world. If it was given to me, I'd even promise not to use it to force whatever 50's fever-dream I thought "reality" should be on anyone else.
This is also disturbingly similar to how the Koch brothers "think."
Friess is a close Koch associate, regularly attending the Kochs’ semiannual retreats for major donors.
I tried that form of contraception. I kept that aspirin in place while I worked, jogged, and even while I had sex doggie-style. Didn't work.
Yeah, I can think of a few positions where keeping your knees together doesn't hinder things at all.
|wtf japan |
They're not so different, the terrorists and him.
The Republican/Libertarian types in this country really have come to embody the old saying, "Choose your enemies carefully, for you will become them."
What's really sad is they chose an enemy that really didn't exist, and now advocate pretty much facist, corporatist, racist, and theocratic extremes. And if anyone wants to complain that I'm not taking some kind of mythical "moderate Republican" into account, I'd point out that they're not in charge and aren't managing to get non-loonies nominated in any of their primaries.
Fun fact: You know what else women used regularly as contraceptive up until the 1960s? Lysol Disinfectant. That was its original usage, endorsed by doctors.Yep, your grandma probably douched with a powerful chemical irritant for most of her life. Or as this asswipe would say, "the good ole days."
He doesn't actually mean they put aspirin between their knees, guy. He means they abstained from sex.
|Jet Bin Fever |
"'cause modern women are all whores..."
Also, if you have AIDS, all you have to do is have sex with a virgin. Again, it's cheap!
"So I tied an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time..."
Support, can you make the volume go up any higher?
I just can't hear this video over the stampede of swing voter fleeing the GOP.
There are precious few things in this world more enjoyable to me than seeing a man who has been believing and saying horrible shit like this for his entire life suddenly thrust into public scrutiny, and his inevitable bewilderment at people's anger.
"why the terrorists kind of pity us"
Don't chuckle and patronize this pigfucker. His attempt at homespun middle America charm does nothing to conceal the fact that he is evil. You're a woman and you know he is evil. Tell him to get the fuck off your show, and stop giving him one more soapbox for spreading this bullshit.
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