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Desc:Rich old man has reproductive advice for the ladies!
Category:News & Politics, Accidents & Explosions
Tags:MSNBC, Santorum, oh grandpa, why the terrorists kind of pity us
Submitted:Xenocide
Date:02/16/12
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Cena_mark
The terrorists believe in the same thing. Maybe if Santorum gets elected he can find a way to get along with them.
memedumpster
There is no difference between a Republican and a terrorist.

Cena_mark
I might still be Republican. I'm really not sure.

SolRo
So you're a confused terrorist?

RocketBlender
Man, Super PAC Man isn't the game I thought it would be at all!
zerobackup
You sir, have really done it this time.

Rovin
FIVE.

CJH
haha, he thinks she's trying to catch her breath because of how awesome and insightful he is. ignorance really is bliss.
Fur is Murder
'As you might imagine, it was pretty hard to walk in those days.'
Binro the Heretic
"Of course, I'm only talking about real women. You know, the kind you'd marry and have kids with. Oh, sure, we wanted our whores to spread wide for us, but we liked our wives to be more demure. Rewards are all the sweeter when you have to work for them."

"I remember my wife used to keep her legs clamped together tighter than a bear trap. She always deflected my romantic advances with talk of being tired or having a headache, but I knew it was all part of the game, just like all the crying and pleading and trying to barricade herself in the bathroom. She really liked to make the fun last. You wouldn't believe how long I would have to choke her to get her in the mood."

"And I'll tell you something else, Miss Mitchell. May I call you Andrea? Okay, then Miss Mitchell. I'll tell you this: the government used to know how to stay out of our private lives. Cops then knew about the sanctity of marriage and they knew a man's home was his castle. They'd never dream of interfering in my marriage, not like the dogs of the liberal establishment passing themselves off as cops nowadays."
paparatti
For this and you.

The Mothership
Real women use communion wafers; whores use aspirin.
Oscar Wildcat
"My wife, my dog, and my apple tree. The more I beat them, the better they be."
SteamPoweredKleenex
I wish I had enough money to live in my own little world. If it was given to me, I'd even promise not to use it to force whatever 50's fever-dream I thought "reality" should be on anyone else.

This is also disturbingly similar to how the Koch brothers "think."
Quad9Damage
I wish I didn't live in a fucking cartoon reality where people like Santorum and this creepy apologist exist.

godot
Friess is a close Koch associate, regularly attending the Kochs’ semiannual retreats for major donors.

Sudan no1
"Friess is a close Koch associate, regularly attending the Kochs’ semiannual retreats for major donors."

Disgusting. I bet it doubles as The Handmaid's Tale fan convention.

TeenerTot
I tried that form of contraception. I kept that aspirin in place while I worked, jogged, and even while I had sex doggie-style. Didn't work.
zerobackup
Yeah, I can think of a few positions where keeping your knees together doesn't hinder things at all.

wtf japan
They're not so different, the terrorists and him.
Riskbreaker
That's probably the most ironic thing of many other ironic things about these guys. They embody everything they despise, and more.

SteamPoweredKleenex
The Republican/Libertarian types in this country really have come to embody the old saying, "Choose your enemies carefully, for you will become them."

What's really sad is they chose an enemy that really didn't exist, and now advocate pretty much facist, corporatist, racist, and theocratic extremes. And if anyone wants to complain that I'm not taking some kind of mythical "moderate Republican" into account, I'd point out that they're not in charge and aren't managing to get non-loonies nominated in any of their primaries.

Tripitaka
Fun fact: You know what else women used regularly as contraceptive up until the 1960s? Lysol Disinfectant. That was its original usage, endorsed by doctors.Yep, your grandma probably douched with a powerful chemical irritant for most of her life. Or as this asswipe would say, "the good ole days."
Noober
He doesn't actually mean they put aspirin between their knees, guy. He means they abstained from sex.

The Mothership
Oh wow, did not know that. Thanks for this.

Toenails
That's ridiculous! If my grandma abstained from sex then how did I come into being?

Jet Bin Fever
"'cause modern women are all whores..."
spikestoyiu
Also, if you have AIDS, all you have to do is have sex with a virgin. Again, it's cheap!
sosage
"So I tied an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time..."
Pillager
Support, can you make the volume go up any higher?

I just can't hear this video over the stampede of swing voter fleeing the GOP.

fulakarp
There are precious few things in this world more enjoyable to me than seeing a man who has been believing and saying horrible shit like this for his entire life suddenly thrust into public scrutiny, and his inevitable bewilderment at people's anger.
pathetique
"why the terrorists kind of pity us"
Dib
Don't chuckle and patronize this pigfucker. His attempt at homespun middle America charm does nothing to conceal the fact that he is evil. You're a woman and you know he is evil. Tell him to get the fuck off your show, and stop giving him one more soapbox for spreading this bullshit.
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