Oscar Wildcat Somewhere in the frozen waters off the Alaskan coast, a young coast guard seaman is weeping hot tears of shame into his pillow. "You mean, he's... a phony?"
hammsangwich Wait, what? Darth Vader didn't get his hand cut off. He cut off Luke's hand, and it it didn't bleed, and Luke wasn't wearing clown makeup and unitard.
SDAusmus Vader's (artificial) hand was cut off in Return of the Jedi.
memedumpster It makes me wonder how many others in the wrestling industry get mad at people who think it's real.
Jet Bin Fever They're probably talking to someone for whom "real life" doesn't have the same meaning as it does for the rest of us.
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