Sex? OMG ICKY!
|Oscar Wildcat |
Well that was a surprising answer! I think we need to break this thing down, orifice by orifice, coz I'm confused now.
"I murdered a Jew. Do you think I should be punished? What if he was gay?"
"My wife has a small tattoo. Is she condemned to burn in hell for eternity?"
"How many different types of fabric are you wearing?"
Evidence of love and compassion and affection between two people who are married.
I think at about 48 seconds she says I must have been "verklempt" which is Yiddish for "overcome with emotion". What this means about who owns their network, I'm not sure.
Wow, good call, that does seem to be exactly what she's saying. The mystery deepens...
She and her have husband conceived children. They couldn't talk to each other for a month afterward. Also every time she sees a hot dog she has to rub bleach in her eyes.
I know what the Catholic answer is: sinful if the man comes anywhere that's not a vagina. It's good and interesting to see what hard-right protestantism holds to be true.
|Jet Bin Fever |
This woman and her husband conceived in the strictest Victorian manner, through a hole in a bed sheet.
Sex is supposed to be a very special act between a married man and woman and a thick, opaque sheet with a vertical slit cut where the genitals align.
Pretty sure that's in the bible somewhere.
So it's all about what's in my mind? If I think it's sin, it's sin?
WELL LET THE GAMES BEGIN!!
More like, what's in your mouth?
"Depends on what's in your heart"...
In Singapore, homosexuality is technically illegal (no butt sex, but lapping lezzies are a-ok!), you are only allowed to have oral if it continues to vaginal penetration.
How the sex police know what I do in the privacy of my personal gym is beyond me, maybe the Malaysian farmer who sells me the live ducks is informing someone. no matter, I'm gonna let the calf continue to suck me off and there's no way I'm a stickin my wang in a cows pussy while the orangutan films it. I'm no pervert after all.
I love that cow and Pat Robertson tells me its OK, as long as the ducks are not in the bed, right?
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