Man, these videos bitching about the new ninja turtles are going over the top.
|Corpus Delectable |
I didn't have anyone to blame before, but now I have him.
I'm going to blame him.
If anyone needs me I'll be in my Dignity Shed.
I am totally going to write a horrific bestseller about my abusive parents called The Dignity Shed.
I didn't know to blame him, I feel like a bad citizen now.
"NONE OF THIS WOULD HAPPEN HAD WE LISTENED TO THAT RANDOM GUY YELLING ON YOUTUBE!"
He is very concerned about the location of everyone's head.
AND YOU WOULD BE TOO IF YOU OPENED YOUR EYES, MAN.
its always just around the corner, just about to happen, almost here
but then it never happens
|Void 71 |
This guy does a pretty good Alex Jones.
Scarf by Urban Outfitters of Tralfamadore
|Jet Bin Fever |
I'm living in a nice home, drive a comfortable car, and can drive 10 minutes and get any kind of food I can think of. I may not be living "free" out in the desert, but I sure as hell am living.
|Caminante Nocturno |
Your head's not in the sand, but it is sitting on top of a stupid scarf.
I -- daytime TV?
So reality's in the clouds? I'm so lost.
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