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Desc:(It fell into some guy's hand and he threw it on the floor - glory to god!!)
Category:Religious, Humor
Tags:evangelicals, Global Fire Ministries
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If my patience could stand being in communion for more than three seconds, I would love to go into churches and get banned for being too enthusiastic about God.

Dread Pirate Roberts
He seemed like 'Animal' from the muppets to me

Comments and ratings disabled. Praise Jeebus.

Putting aside the laughable idea that this is in any way real, it'd take quite a scumbag deity to makes food appear out of nowhere in a church in the richest country on the planet whose congregation probably hasn't known actual hunger past missing lunch because a meeting ran long. I'm sure there's a really good reason Jeebus didn't choose to instead rain down his edible dandruff in a country that actually needs food for the people to even live. It's probably something like "they're too brown and don't sing loudly enough." Yeah, that's it...
Dread Pirate Roberts
The people in 'those' countries obviously must not have heard HIS message and therefore aren't coming to heaven anyway.

The way he dumps the responsibility of lying on the old lady. I see what you did there.
There's no way anybody can cut bread into squares.

The Mothership
I think I'll go check out globalfirestore.com
Oil coming from our bodies?
Harvesting Christians as a fuel source! Cool.

Homeboy just said "gold teeth" are a sign from god. While I knew it before this jabroni confirmed it, Flava Flav truly is a blessed son.

Jet Bin Fever
If only we could tap into the rich supplies of oil found in American teenagers.

The last time God sent mana it was to feed a group of starving people but this time it must just have been as a snack for the well-fed.
Corpus Delectable
Absurdity overload. Well done!
Stay until the end to find out if she spits or swallows!
Which one do you think is Harold?
Robin Kestrel
That was me, sorry. I was eating a Southwest Salad from McD's up in the balcony, and when I went to open the packet of croutons, they just exploded all over the place. My bad.
Guy with a fistful of bread, leaning over to his buddy, and whispering "Check THIS out".

God, if you feed them, they wont ever go away.
Yeah, I had that happen once too when I was a kid. But it turned out it was a bird shit.
Nothing like easily faked off camera miracles to keep the faith alive.
Oil coming from our bodies? Does manna contain olestra?
Bread isn't a miracle... a BLT would be the one true display of the Lord's miraculous power.
So @ 1:24, when the zoom on the 'mana' started, i dropped my stylus and when picking it accidentally hit the PLAY button on my keyboard. The last itunes track i was playing started up. It was "Guardians of Asgard" by Amon Amarth.

For a second I thought it was part of the video :(
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