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Desc:(It fell into some guy's hand and he threw it on the floor - glory to god!!)
Category:Religious, Humor
Tags:evangelicals, Global Fire Ministries
Submitted:sjohnson301
Date:04/28/12
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snothouse
Blue shirt loves it!
Hooker
If my patience could stand being in communion for more than three seconds, I would love to go into churches and get banned for being too enthusiastic about God.

Dread Pirate Roberts
He seemed like 'Animal' from the muppets to me

SteamPoweredKleenex
Comments and ratings disabled. Praise Jeebus.

Putting aside the laughable idea that this is in any way real, it'd take quite a scumbag deity to makes food appear out of nowhere in a church in the richest country on the planet whose congregation probably hasn't known actual hunger past missing lunch because a meeting ran long. I'm sure there's a really good reason Jeebus didn't choose to instead rain down his edible dandruff in a country that actually needs food for the people to even live. It's probably something like "they're too brown and don't sing loudly enough." Yeah, that's it...
Dread Pirate Roberts
The people in 'those' countries obviously must not have heard HIS message and therefore aren't coming to heaven anyway.

gmol
The way he dumps the responsibility of lying on the old lady. I see what you did there.
Cena_mark
There's no way anybody can cut bread into squares.

The Mothership
I think I'll go check out globalfirestore.com
deadpan
Oil coming from our bodies?
SteamPoweredKleenex
Harvesting Christians as a fuel source! Cool.

THA SUGAH RAIN
Homeboy just said "gold teeth" are a sign from god. While I knew it before this jabroni confirmed it, Flava Flav truly is a blessed son.

Jet Bin Fever
If only we could tap into the rich supplies of oil found in American teenagers.

Pompoulus
The last time God sent mana it was to feed a group of starving people but this time it must just have been as a snack for the well-fed.
Corpus Delectable
Absurdity overload. Well done!
Cube
Stay until the end to find out if she spits or swallows!
sjohnson301
Which one do you think is Harold?
Robin Kestrel
That was me, sorry. I was eating a Southwest Salad from McD's up in the balcony, and when I went to open the packet of croutons, they just exploded all over the place. My bad.
snothouse
Guy with a fistful of bread, leaning over to his buddy, and whispering "Check THIS out".

memedumpster
God, if you feed them, they wont ever go away.
dead_cat
Yeah, I had that happen once too when I was a kid. But it turned out it was a bird shit.
Aelric
Nothing like easily faked off camera miracles to keep the faith alive.
rustedmutt
Oil coming from our bodies? Does manna contain olestra?
Ghoul
Bread isn't a miracle... a BLT would be the one true display of the Lord's miraculous power.
misterbuns
So @ 1:24, when the zoom on the 'mana' started, i dropped my stylus and when picking it accidentally hit the PLAY button on my keyboard. The last itunes track i was playing started up. It was "Guardians of Asgard" by Amon Amarth.

For a second I thought it was part of the video :(
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