Hooker God I wish people would film with their phones horizontally. These vertical videos give me an intensely claustraphobic feeling. Plus it's just irritating to look at.
Meerkat There used to be a goat at the little farm where we went horseback riding as kids, but that goat would butt you right in the head as hard as it could. Then it would stand there looking at you with this expression: "Whaddaya thinka that?!"