Dread Pirate Roberts Oh, I don't know where to begin criticizing this guy. Just take my stars for that, if nothing else.
HarrietTubmanPI In all fairness most preachers have to bullshit at least 2-3 hours a week in front of a crowd and bullshit even more in front of individual people. With that much bullshit coming out per year or per a lifetime of preaching, you're bound to muddle things up beyond recognition.
It's hard to be good at bullshit.
Corpus Delectable It finally gets to a point where everything that comes out of their mouths is muddled up beyond recognition.
And by "finally," I mean after about a month or two into seminary.
Oscar Wildcat The first Church of Our Lady of Perpetual Aspergers.
positively "I bet you a six-pack that I could bullshit a solid three minutes of my sermon only using the first word in whatever our scripture is supposed to be this week."