The report starts out with a "woman on the street" interview for a reporter must have asked "What sort of chips do people in this neighborhood prefer?", the voiceover's cavalcade of poorly planned puns, the idea that a woman would have a garageful of barbeque potato chips and be very protective of them, and the Police Sergeant trying to pretend like this is a serious issue, but he just can not fucking do it.
Dinkin Flicka - 2012-07-10 The greatest slow news night ever? This story could have taken 30 seconds to report
Hooker - 2012-07-10 This story could have taken zero seconds to report.
SixDigitDebt - 2012-07-10 Nothing interesting ever happens in this fucking city. >:/
The Mothership - 2012-07-10 Tonight's news report brought to you by Zellers and Ma Bell.
Jet Bin Fever - 2012-07-10 This is incredibly important news! You guys just don't know how hard those chips are to obtain!
Triggerbaby - 2012-07-10 As a man who was born and raised in Saanich, BC, Canada, I don't see anything wrong with this report. We take our snacks seriously here. Very seriously.
Hooker - 2012-07-10 By the way, for those that don't know what Zellers is and can't figure out from the exterior shot: it's Canadian Wal-Mart/K-Mart/Target.
Racketeer - 2012-07-10 Since when would chip packaging be described as "effervescent"?
The Mothership - 2012-07-10 When the Zellers marketing dept. wrote the piece.