"Something ate my boyfriend! A shark, swimming in the sand!"
"SHARKS CAN'T SWIM IN THE SAND!"
"I SAW IT. IT COULD BREAK THOSE CUFFS!"
"IT CAN'T BREAK THOSE CUFFS!"
|Binro the Heretic |
I can't wait for their next movie..."TIGER SHARKS". See, it's about sharks that are part tiger so they, like, walk on land and have stripes and...claws...and stuff.
This will be followed by "BULL SHARKS". See, it's about sharks that are part BULL, so they have these...horns and hooves.
I tell you, though, I am not looking forward to "Nurse Sharks".
I , also am looking forward to Nurse Sharks. Nurse Cougars would be pretty good too.
|Caminante Nocturno |
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
But will they worship the sand sharks and drink their water?
|The Mothership |
There is no end in sight.
Barracudas that swim in motor oil
Hippos that climb trees
E. Coli that go to business schools and take all the middle management jobs across America
It will never end
"Sharks that live in the sand? That's retarded."
"But they're prehistoric!"
"Okay, that makes sense then."
THIS IS THE MOVIE
THIS IS THE BEST MOVIE.
The first thing I thought of after watching this was my old Gamma World game. Had to go look up what the land sharks in the book were named (Seps) Some part of me hopes it was the inspiration for this movie.
More likely someone watched Jaws and Tremors back to back.
Is that the chick from Scrubs, Sarah Chalke?
Parker Lewis Can't Lose. Unless Sand Sharks.
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