My god, is full of misery.
|John Holmes Motherfucker |
Amazing isn't it? And it's only number 221
I actually used to be subscribed to this guy. His commitment to absolutely nothing is impressive. If he ever managed to get some actual material he'd be unstoppable.
No comedian covers the area of desperation and sadness as well as Daniel Songer.
Absolutely amazing. I didn't see the terrorist punch line coming.
Truly, a comedian who will never have to worry about his material being stolen.
He rules. That must be an awesome apartment complex, especially if Daniel is hanging out at the community pool asking all the "swinging singles" where the party's at.
by the way, the preload looks like an angry silverback getting ready to charge.
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Those nipples just stare at you.
I want the guy that plays Jim Lahey to do some kind of parody on this. I think with the right combination of alcohol, desperation and insanity, it could work. Actually, I think desperation and insanity are pretty much covered.
Alcohol too, according to Daniel's ex in her poetv comments.
His wife's PoETV profile for anyone curious:
His ex-wife showing up on poeTV to yell at him is easily my favourite part of poeTV's history.
Not that the videos were helping his cause or anything like that.
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He should so a routine based on this stuff. He should dance around in a jockstrap and yell. "I don't pay child support! Fuck and forget! Fuck and forget! Fuck and forget! I don't have the attention span for a real relationship! Five divorces! Who wants to be number 6?"
THAT would awesome.
So, yelling doesn't help, what to do next? Remove clothes! Maybe he's reading some help guide for female comedians.
I wonder if Patton Oswalt knows about this guy. Patton has stories about some of the horrors he's seen on open mic nights, and Daniel seems like he'd give ol' Pat a nice heebie-jeebie-style glow.
Daniel Songer comedy.. now new levels of desperation
Remember this? Rare footage of Dan in the wild.
From the YT comments:
"I sold this guy a couple of hits of ecstasy in the john, Im not surprised he got beat up, thats the mayors wife he is perving on at 0:54"
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