|SteamPoweredKleenex - 2012-08-06 |
You like to be yourselves? When does that happen? Sorry folks, but you're not that good at making your Jerry Springer act that believable. Granted, your fat is real, as is your willingness to do anything for money.
Still, that's no reason you won't be up against the wall after the revolution. You'll get to see the people funding and producing this show flayed alive, first, though.
You ain't kidding, man. How deep in this shit are you? I only ask, since I'm headed to the laser show this weekend, and I need a drinkin buddy.
|Jet Bin Fever - 2012-08-06 |
Toddlers and Tiaras has a spin-off show now. I can't say I'm surprised.
Jet Bin Fever
Yep, that clip is burned into my brain. Such a terrible family.
|dairyqueenlatifah - 2012-08-06 |
From the network that brought you "Jon and Kate Plus Eight" and "Sarah Palin's Alaska".
Someone brought up this network last semester during a class discussion, and one of my younger students burst out with, "What? TLC stands for The Learning Channel?", as if someone had told her gold was processed from recycled fecal matter.
i dont see how you can say it will be trash. clearly it will be subtitled, thus allowing you not to look directly at it. and they accuse americans of not wanting to read
|Hooker - 2012-08-06 |
Anna's the pregnantists.
Mom is 32 and oldest child is 17. Using a little math, Jabba gave birth at 15 and was possibly 14 when she got pregnant. 16/17 is marked improvement for the family! And they say the American dream is dead.
Also, if that is that biological father of the oldest, in the best case scenario, he got a 15-year-old pregnant at the age of 22.
ACK! I think I may have given them too much credit. That may not be Anna's first child. :(
|STABFACE - 2012-08-06 |
I think it was in the comments here on PoE that someone described TLC as "an unflinching documentation of the decline of America." More true than ever.
I see the "Honey Boo Boo" tag getting some love in the near future.
|Miss Henson's 6th grade class - 2012-08-06 |
This is gonna be the best television ever.
|Pillager - 2012-08-06 |
"When she's not chasing after crowns, Alana’s with her family in rural Georgia doing what her family does best: four-wheeling through mud pits and picking up road kill for the family cookout."
Why couldn't this have been an Onion vid?
Because people would have said it was over-the-top.
|glasseye - 2012-08-06 |
|Adham Nu'man - 2012-08-06 |
I for one welcome our new Obese Mongoloid Overlords.
|Caminante Nocturno - 2012-08-06 |
This country used to go to the Moon...
They did go to the moon. There was nothing there.
|twinkieafternoon - 2012-08-06 |
Hannah's reign as the Pregnantast may not last for very long, Boo Boo.
Wonko the Sane
The Pregnantest is the skinniest one of the lot
|spikestoyiu - 2012-08-06 |
Maybe James Lee -- the guy who took hostages at Discovery Channel HQ -- was on to something.
|Billy the Poet - 2012-08-06 |
These people are reasonably horrible, but it's pretty transparent that they're playing up the horribleness on this. This is more "profound lack of dignity" than "decline of western civilization."
|Blue - 2012-08-07 |
I was in a relationship with a woman that had this energy. She used to do beauty pageants as a kid. She loved reality TV. She chewed tobacco. If I had known any of this stuff I might not have approached her.
I don't regret a fucking second of the time I spent with her. I kinda wish she didn't chew tobacco. Now I have very complicated feelings about it.
|Rodents of Unusual Size - 2012-08-12 |
This kid is not going to have any semblance of a normal childhood.
Prediction: meth overdose by junior high.
|Rodents of Unusual Size - 2012-08-12 |
Something that just occurred to me, hours after watching this is that Twilight Zone episode where the aliens befriend the astronauts only to put them in a cage at the zoo so they could all just line up and stare at them, silently afraid, but undeniably curious.
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