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Desc:Don't want to ruin your day or anything, but....
Category:Classic TV Clips, Horror
Tags:TLC, white trash, america, why the terrorists hate us, Honey Boo Boo
Submitted:Father Avalanche
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You like to be yourselves? When does that happen? Sorry folks, but you're not that good at making your Jerry Springer act that believable. Granted, your fat is real, as is your willingness to do anything for money.

Still, that's no reason you won't be up against the wall after the revolution. You'll get to see the people funding and producing this show flayed alive, first, though.
I live in the South and I fully endorse this comment. The revolution can't come fast enough.

Father Avalanche
You ain't kidding, man. How deep in this shit are you? I only ask, since I'm headed to the laser show this weekend, and I need a drinkin buddy.

Start building some robots, assholes, we're outnumbered.

Jet Bin Fever
Toddlers and Tiaras has a spin-off show now. I can't say I'm surprised.
The Mothership
KNEW I'd seen them here before.


Jet Bin Fever
Yep, that clip is burned into my brain. Such a terrible family.

From the network that brought you "Jon and Kate Plus Eight" and "Sarah Palin's Alaska".
"The Learning Channel, a place for learning minds.”

Someone brought up this network last semester during a class discussion, and one of my younger students burst out with, "What? TLC stands for The Learning Channel?", as if someone had told her gold was processed from recycled fecal matter.

Hammer Falls
TLC should just have a carnival sideshow barker doing it's promos.

i dont see how you can say it will be trash. clearly it will be subtitled, thus allowing you not to look directly at it. and they accuse americans of not wanting to read

Anna's the pregnantists.

Mom is 32 and oldest child is 17. Using a little math, Jabba gave birth at 15 and was possibly 14 when she got pregnant. 16/17 is marked improvement for the family! And they say the American dream is dead.
Also, if that is that biological father of the oldest, in the best case scenario, he got a 15-year-old pregnant at the age of 22.

ACK! I think I may have given them too much credit. That may not be Anna's first child. :(

I think it was in the comments here on PoE that someone described TLC as "an unflinching documentation of the decline of America." More true than ever.

I see the "Honey Boo Boo" tag getting some love in the near future.
Miss Henson's 6th grade class
This is gonna be the best television ever.
i think so too.

http://tlc.howstuffworks.com/tv/here-comes-honey-boo-boo/about-her e-comes-honey-boo-boo.htm

"When she's not chasing after crowns, Alana’s with her family in rural Georgia doing what her family does best: four-wheeling through mud pits and picking up road kill for the family cookout."

Why couldn't this have been an Onion vid?
Because reality is crueler than fiction.

Because people would have said it was over-the-top.

The horror.
Adham Nu'man
I for one welcome our new Obese Mongoloid Overlords.
Caminante Nocturno
This country used to go to the Moon...
Wonko the Sane
now it's the other way around

Adham Nu'man
They did go to the moon. There was nothing there.

We landed an RC Four Wheeler on MARS SON! YEEEEEEHAAAAAW!!!

Five stars for the video, Five-million stars for Wonko.

Hannah's reign as the Pregnantast may not last for very long, Boo Boo.
The Preganantast: A new series coming this fall on Fox!

Wonko the Sane
The Pregnantest is the skinniest one of the lot

Maybe James Lee -- the guy who took hostages at Discovery Channel HQ -- was on to something.
Billy the Poet
These people are reasonably horrible, but it's pretty transparent that they're playing up the horribleness on this. This is more "profound lack of dignity" than "decline of western civilization."
My monocle dropping outrage is directed less at the family for milking it, and more at the countless producers and execs who decided to go ahead with this show. This sort of reaction is not hard to predict, and I bet it's exactly what they were going for. Reality TV is no different than putting bugs in a jar and shaking it.

I was in a relationship with a woman that had this energy. She used to do beauty pageants as a kid. She loved reality TV. She chewed tobacco. If I had known any of this stuff I might not have approached her.

I don't regret a fucking second of the time I spent with her. I kinda wish she didn't chew tobacco. Now I have very complicated feelings about it.
Rodents of Unusual Size
This kid is not going to have any semblance of a normal childhood.

Prediction: meth overdose by junior high.
Rodents of Unusual Size
Something that just occurred to me, hours after watching this is that Twilight Zone episode where the aliens befriend the astronauts only to put them in a cage at the zoo so they could all just line up and stare at them, silently afraid, but undeniably curious.
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