|Sudan no1 |
Weird, this makes me LIKE Shumacher.
|Corpus Delectable |
Ya know what? Fuck Batman.
2001 is a sci-fi thriller about a man stuck on a spaceship with a crazed A.I. that is trying to kill him.
It also has an artistically beautiful extended prologue & epilogue hinting at intelligent alien life being the precursor to the evolution of human sentience and also being responsible for accidentally driving the A.I. insane.
Is that really so difficult to comprehend for you?
I got that part. Its the bullshit after it no one gets. Its 3 hours of shit and at the end the guy turns into a space baby.
A manbaby FURRY. With billions of dollars to blow, so instead of spending some of it to help the police department get better at stopping crime, or helping to eradicate poverty (which leads to increased crime), he dresses up in his bat-suit and goes and punches people with bat-object-X.
And sometimes he fucks a woman who likes to dress as a cat WHILE she's dressed as a cat, and he's dressed as a bat.
He also probably listens to Linkin Park, craaaawwwling in my skiiiiin, theseee wouuundssss.....
Batman & Robin was writen by Akiva Goldsman, the man also wrote the screenplay for the Da Vinci Code movie, and has produced a big pile of crap movies.
At least I can laugh at the Shumacher movies.
A lot of people like Christopher Nolan Batman films, so I don't like them either.
Relax, fanboy. You have to immerse yourself in the gloomy Nolan movies, the funny Shumacher clips work better out of context.
Out of context Nolan's Buttman is all dour serious and it sucks the life out of everything.
If i want funny i read some Deadpool, Batman is not funny, he doesn't have to be.
Akiva Goldsman also wrote Lost in Space. He was brought in to punch up the script for I, Robot, apparently after Will Smith was brought on board, to tailor it specifically for Will Smith. I couldn't even
make it all the way through A Beautiful Mind because the dialogue & story were so fucking simplistic & goddamn silly. And he got an Oscar for that.
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