zerobackup "We first told you about suspect meat selling 2 days ago..."
Rudy That was the best part. "We told you not to buy this shitty meat but apparently we're talking to ourselves over here!"
Enjoy Meat scammers troll our neighborhood once or twice a year. I always mess with them until I get enough stinkeye from my wife.
Blue I fell for this scam. I was high at the time and walking to the grocery store to buy meat. I spent $12 on meat. That guy was motherfucking good. He was all I work at a steak restaurant and the freezer broke and I really have to sell all this meat fast! Can you help me?
The twin desire to be a nice person and help someone while also being an evil fucker and exploiting them is the motivating factor in the best scams.
TheQuakeSoldier The Nigerian government is attempting to take possession of my bank account, currently valued at about $26 million. Would you give me your account information so that I can transfer this sum to you?
zerobackup My routing number is 098567432 and my account number is 1600237483931, please hurry!