Riskbreaker - 2012-08-13 So, somebody stole Homer's idea of selling door to door, they just found a truck full of meat instead of sugar.
sosage - 2012-08-13 "I think this is a bad idea Julian" - Bubbles
STABFACE - 2012-08-13 My previous experience with stolen meat scams comes from the 2003 Chris Rock film "Head of State."
Stars for "0 worth of shitty meat."
Caminante Nocturno - 2012-08-13 "Door to Door Meat Scam" sounds like an episode of Invader Zim.
zerobackup - 2012-08-13 "We first told you about suspect meat selling 2 days ago..."
Rudy - 2012-08-13 That was the best part. "We told you not to buy this shitty meat but apparently we're talking to ourselves over here!"
Enjoy - 2012-08-13 Meat scammers troll our neighborhood once or twice a year. I always mess with them until I get enough stinkeye from my wife.
Blue - 2012-08-13 I fell for this scam. I was high at the time and walking to the grocery store to buy meat. I spent on meat. That guy was motherfucking good. He was all I work at a steak restaurant and the freezer broke and I really have to sell all this meat fast! Can you help me?
The twin desire to be a nice person and help someone while also being an evil fucker and exploiting them is the motivating factor in the best scams.
TheQuakeSoldier - 2012-08-13 The Nigerian government is attempting to take possession of my bank account, currently valued at about million. Would you give me your account information so that I can transfer this sum to you?
zerobackup - 2012-08-20 My routing number is 098567432 and my account number is 1600237483931, please hurry!