John Holmes Motherfucker 
I swear to you, when I find this guy, it's gonna be BAD!
Really really bad.
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fedex
see, I knew you were being ironic before I even opened it.
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moldprince
Well...shit.
I wanted this to be good. Walter Hill and Stallone! So much potential.
This looks like a boring amalgamation of an entire goofy genre, with all the flavor of a rice cake soaked in Human Growth Hormone.
Also, to the Asian Sidekick Brandon Lee 2.0 - Yes, they still make fucking records -- they're the only physical medium of music that is growing in sales.
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fedex I can't seriously believe you were expecting anything else than this
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Ursa_minor
IT'S TIME TO TAKE OUT THE TRASH!!!!!
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John Holmes Motherfucker
I have come to spout recycled dialogue and kick ass, and I'M ALL OUT OF RECYCLED DIALOGUE!
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Riskbreaker Might as well put him to fight the mad gear gang.
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Riskbreaker
Looks very Walter Hill and very 80s action. That's a good thing in my book. Stallone do sounds like he's just recovering from a stroke.
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takewithfood
They killed his partner AND they kidnapped his daughter? Save some for the sequel, guys!
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Modern Angel
So they're just combining about three or four different Woo HK classics into one?
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Jet Bin Fever
mumble mumble mumble...
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Camonk
Oh, I thought this was a trailer for the brilliant Bullet in the Face. I almost auto 5'd this shit. +1 for reminding me of the old Beavis and Butthead bit, "Christians? Later, dude."
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