BiggerJ - 2012-12-17 The kid doing the Ruby Slipper Vulture Shuffle is named 5. The twins doing the Concussion are his older sisters, 3 and 4. Their dad had serious issues with the ZIP code system; it wasn't so much a protest as it was his way of giving in.
Everything you just read is canon. Look it up.
Bort - 2015-12-20 Goddamn, you are why I keep coming back to this place. Well not you personally. Okay, possibly you personally.