Needs twist ending tag
|Father Avalanche |
PRAISE THE LORD INDEED!
Diabetes induced seizure?
Life is like a box of chocolates, doesn't last as long for fat people.
I didn't really enjoy it, at least not for the reasons he thought I would.
His joy is contagious.
I, too, like a good PBJ now and then.
Must be jelly 'cause jam don't shake.
like that. Jelly don't shake like that.
That was bugging me for hours and I finally had to come back and finish it for you, you incompetent bitch.
Jam don't shake like that. Jesus Christ now you've got me fucking things up too.
You seem tense. Can I get you to a peanut butter and jelly sandwich?
If his head gets any fatter he'll need a bigger camera.
I don't have to add this to my favorites because this will probably get 30,000,000 views and he'll be hired by Smuckers and broadcast all over the place.
unfortunately he'll be dead by then
|Seven Arts/H8 Red |
I was playing Ravishing Rick Rude's WCW Slam Jam theme over this.
I shouldn't be surprised the juxtaposition works as well as it does.
I know how this guy feels.
Sometimes, when I recall how delicious something was, Amon Amarth starts playing in my head and I just start headbanging.
Member of the Church of Jelly
Singing a psalm from Book of Jams 7:34-37
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