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Desc:Call of Duty: Roman Warfare
Category:Video Games, Trailers
Tags:xbox, terrible games, Ryse
Submitted:Triggerbaby
Date:06/10/13
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Comment count is 20
CornOnTheCabre
Like Space Marine! But not in space!
Cheese
Look at all those QTEs!!!
sosage
Like most modern games, this looks very pretty...and completely boring.
Hooker
There's a moment in every bad video game where it tips its hand and lets you know what the rest of the game is going to be like. At that moment, the game becomes both frustrating and depressing. I put that moment at 3:06 of this video. Three minutes to reduce all that work to a third-rate Ocarina of Time.

zerdzer
crytek has gone full casul
Toenails
Is this a rail shooter er... stabber?
Bootymarch
Press x to form phalanx!
duck&cover
Den I took an arrow to the eye!
Mr. Purple Cat Esq.
I'd like just once to see Romans portrayed with Italian accents, maybe even speaking Latin.. Just not more bloody English accents please!!!
Mr. Purple Cat Esq.
Also Latin actually sounds cool as fuck too!!

Nikon
This was the visual equivalent of eating a saltine cracker.
Jet Bin Fever
Such a goddamn shame. I love the time period and they fucked it up by making it a fully scripted interactive movie. Ah well, who am I kidding. I wasn't going to play it anyway.
memedumpster
I want a game where you are Seneca, and you have to write the speeches that keeps Nero popular, and therefore you and your buddylover the head of the Roman military, in power. Mini games can include "keep Nero uninterested in politics" and "keep Nero uninterested in warfare" alongside "keep Rome clueless about Nero" and "run like hell out of the city when Nero gets tired of you."

Jet Bin Fever
Oh man, that would be brilliant!

Spastic Avenger
I'd play it.

I also want to play a game where I have to run a mint in the 3rd century and
1: try to guess whose head to put on the coins next
2: have to make the increasingly low silver deliveries go further and further.

Sexy Duck Cop
PRESS LB TO PERFORM A COMPLEX SERIES OF TASKS THAT IN A BETTER GAME WOULD CONSTITUTE THE MAJORITY OF THE CONFLICT RATHER THAN A HOLLOW SET-PIECE RIFE WITH THE SORT OF GRATUITOUS VIOLENCE THAT HUMILIATES PEOPLE WHO ACTUALLY PLAY GAMES
Sexy Duck Cop
PRESS LB TO MOMENTARILY PRESERVE THE ROMAN REPUBLIC, WELL AWARE THAT ROME'S FALL WOULD LACK EVEN THE ROMANTICISM OF THE HEDONISTIC NARRATIVE THAT HACK HISTORIANS LOVE TO IMPLY, INSTEAD OF THE MORE PLAUSIBLE NARRATIVE THAT ROME'S DOWNFALL WAS INEVITABLE, GIVEN THAT IT TOOK PLACE OVER HUNDREDS OF YEARS AND REMAINS A SIGNIFICANT PLAYER IN GLOBAL POLITICS TO THIS DAY.

memedumpster
Press X to not unite the splintered empire because of Plague.

What's great is if you just listen to the sound effects, it doesn't sound anything like anything recognizable as a setting or set of actions. It's just typical game noise accompanied by boring as hell modern orchestrated music. Then, you look at the game and get even less impressed.
Riskbreaker
Press the X in the window button to dissmiss this generic QTE game.
dairyqueenlatifah
This looks like it will become Xbox One's God of War.

Sigh.
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