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Hooker - 2013-06-17

"I am the author of book entitled 'God Made Dad & Mom.' 'God Made Dad & Mom' is a great book!"

Jet Bin Fever - 2013-06-17

I recommend stopping the video to read this masterpiece as you go along.

Mother_Puncher - 2013-06-17

Is being gay and adopting kids not part of God's plan anymore? How the fuck do these people know what his plan is anyway? It is comforting to know that God has a plan for me. Now I can quit my job to free myself up so Im not busy when God finally decides to put his plan for me in action

chairsforcheap - 2013-06-17

yeah can we seriously please have people who love eachother take some unwanted children wtf is unchristian about that aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa who wants to come to amsterdam and smoke more weed with me

Mother_Puncher - 2013-06-17

I hate you so much

Oscar Wildcat - 2013-06-17

Raspberry shortcake and hash oil for lunch here, Chairs.

Quad9Damage - 2013-06-17

God is omnipotent enough to foresee how His ultimate infallible master plan contributes to the continued ordered of the universe. Every good and terrible thing that happens is part of the ultimate infallible master plan. If one piece of the ultimate infallible master plan falls out of place, the universe will eventually close on itself, unless God figures out which pieces to stick together again to prevent the Big Crunch from happening.

But if you pray to God, your daughter might not die or Jimmy's two dads might get a divorce. Makes sense.

chairsforcheap - 2013-06-18

no im not making fun i was just really drunk and high... I live in amsterdam

oscar where u getting hash oil

Pope Caius - 2013-06-17

God made Dad and Mom. They didn't want to, but God had a plague pointed at their heads. He made them. Child, you only exist because our God is a bully. That is in fact our lunch money that we're putting in the collection plate.

chairsforcheap - 2013-06-17

the earrings.. the eyes.. the talented and gifted illustrator...

Adham Nu'man - 2013-06-17

I'm pretty sure God didn't make those earrings.

Kieran27 - 2013-06-17

Those earrings caught my eye immediately. Well, that and the unnatural shine to her lips. But those earrings look like someone wanted to show how much they love the USA, but didn't like the stars on the flag. So they went with stripes and added a couple of hearts.

memedumpster - 2013-06-17

I'm pretty sure America didn't make them either.

Quad9Damage - 2013-06-17

She recovered better than expected after the DC-10 crashed into her skull.

Valvados - 2013-06-18

It's like she dipped her lips in vegetable oil right before they started shooting the video.

GQ - 2013-06-17

45 years ago, she'd be making an anti-interracial marriage children's book

takewithfood - 2013-06-17

Maybe she kept the ending open for a sequel.

Billy the Poet - 2013-06-17

God made mom and dad, and then cursed dad with the shame of Ham that has been transmitted down to you because of their miscegenation, Bobby!

takewithfood - 2013-06-17

If you have to disable the comments in a video advertising a children's book you wrote, you're probably a really shitty person.

Change - 2013-06-17

"Comments Disabled" should really be a tag by now.

Sanest Man Alive - 2013-06-17

I do believe "comments disabled on youtube" is one already.

takewithfood - 2013-06-17

It actually is a tag already, it just isn't used very often.

Redford - 2013-06-17

Video comments are disabled, but channel comments are not! Because you can't.

First rule and all that though.

SteamPoweredKleenex - 2013-06-17

If there was a god, I'd hope books like this were some kind of intelligence test that came back to bite you in the afterlife.

Nikon - 2013-06-17

I think calling the illustrator ''talented'' is a bit of a stretch.

dairyqueenlatifah - 2013-06-17

This..."Serenity"..."The Truth for Youth"...

Do fundies know how to draw any style other than terrible knockoff anime anymore?

Miss Henson's 6th grade class - 2013-06-17

I think Jack Chick realism might still be popular in some circles.

Quad9Damage - 2013-06-17

I'd love to see Chick caricature drawings of Jimmy's dads. All wrinkly-faced and demonic in their rage when they're yelling at Michael over expressing his ring-wing Christian values.

Xenagama Warrior Princess - 2013-06-17

This is the question I have had with fundie illustrators. These people look like the hydrocephalic nuclear holocaust nightmares ripped straight out of Precious Moments.

I don't think I could give so many evil stars for the premise and content of this book.

Spaceman Africa - 2013-06-17

Bridge Logos is very misleading

spikestoyiu - 2013-06-17

Well, if we just make it a mixed-race couple, then nobody can accuse us of being hateful, right? Right, everyone??

Quad9Damage - 2013-06-17

Michael learns, on a special trip of bigotry, intolerance, hate and dominionism...

So...Onion, right?

Rodents of Unusual Size - 2013-06-18

Michael, of course, had many other adventures after he dropped out of community college and took up the name Mike Cocksure, learning all of the things he missed out on when he was on adventures with his boring parents. Though I'm not sure you can call making crafts from milk cartons necessarily an adventure.

Rodents of Unusual Size - 2013-06-18

tentative titles for the sequel:

Michael Finds a Second Daddy

God Made Mom and Dad and Michael's New Roommate, Fernando.

God Made Mom and Dad But Also Made Mom and Mom and Dad and Dad So Shut Your Bacon Hole If You Want To Whine and Cry Like A Bitch, Lady in Avon Getup With Obvious Work Done

Sexy Duck Cop - 2013-06-17

At 0:50 the teacher is using Biblical creationism to teach her children the BOY/GIRL dichotomy.

At 0:50, the teacher's eyes split in half, with her lashes freely floating in the middle of her open eyes.

cognitivedissonance - 2013-06-17

Apparently most of the changes in the Conservapedia Bible Project about about Jesus showing compassion to the harlot.

Quad9Damage - 2013-06-17

The real Jesus was a fiscally and socially conservative MRA neo-con. Matthew, Mark, Luke and John were hippies.

Scrotum H. Vainglorious - 2013-06-17

Comments disabled but ratings enabled. Ok.

Quad9Damage - 2013-06-17

All the characters look like the creepy button people from "Coraline."

Screwtape - 2013-06-17

White mom and black dad produce a pure white child. Sounds pretty much like these people's world view.

Hugo Gorilla - 2013-06-17

The Amazon reviews for this book are interesting.

http://www.amazon.com/God-Made-Dad-Amber-Parker/product-review s/0882708627/ref=cm_cr_dp_see_all_btm?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=1&sor tBy=bySubmissionDateDescending

Quad9Damage - 2013-06-18

Lovely, brilliant mashup of 5-star fake reviews and 1-star real reviews. Amazon reviewers thrive on this shit. I love it.

Blue - 2013-06-18

Dad and Mom. That just sounds wrong.

jaunch - 2013-06-18

Because if you said "Mom and Dad" (the usual way that expression is stated) it would be placing the woman first. Dads are more important, even black ones.

Meatsack Jones - 2013-06-18

WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THOSE EYES!!!!!!!!!!!???????????

Jesus, thank you for the nightmare fuel and proof of the reptilian conspiracy.

Meatsack Jones - 2013-06-18


More jocularity from on high.

dairyqueenlatifah - 2013-06-18

God Made Dad and Mom? Well seeing as God made everything, he made the gays too didn't he? Or have they changed that stance in the church while I was away?

I'm missing your point, title penner.

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