Hooker - 2013-06-17
"I am the author of book entitled 'God Made Dad & Mom.' 'God Made Dad & Mom' is a great book!"
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Jet Bin Fever - 2013-06-17
I recommend stopping the video to read this masterpiece as you go along.
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Mother_Puncher - 2013-06-17
Is being gay and adopting kids not part of God's plan anymore? How the fuck do these people know what his plan is anyway? It is comforting to know that God has a plan for me. Now I can quit my job to free myself up so Im not busy when God finally decides to put his plan for me in action
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Quad9Damage - 2013-06-17 God is omnipotent enough to foresee how His ultimate infallible master plan contributes to the continued ordered of the universe. Every good and terrible thing that happens is part of the ultimate infallible master plan. If one piece of the ultimate infallible master plan falls out of place, the universe will eventually close on itself, unless God figures out which pieces to stick together again to prevent the Big Crunch from happening.
But if you pray to God, your daughter might not die or Jimmy's two dads might get a divorce. Makes sense.
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chairsforcheap - 2013-06-18 no im not making fun i was just really drunk and high... I live in amsterdam
oscar where u getting hash oil
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Pope Caius - 2013-06-17
God made Dad and Mom. They didn't want to, but God had a plague pointed at their heads. He made them. Child, you only exist because our God is a bully. That is in fact our lunch money that we're putting in the collection plate.
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chairsforcheap - 2013-06-17
the earrings.. the eyes.. the talented and gifted illustrator...
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Quad9Damage - 2013-06-17 She recovered better than expected after the DC-10 crashed into her skull.
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GQ - 2013-06-17
45 years ago, she'd be making an anti-interracial marriage children's book
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takewithfood - 2013-06-17 Maybe she kept the ending open for a sequel.
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takewithfood - 2013-06-17
If you have to disable the comments in a video advertising a children's book you wrote, you're probably a really shitty person.
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Change - 2013-06-17 "Comments Disabled" should really be a tag by now.
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takewithfood - 2013-06-17 It actually is a tag already, it just isn't used very often.
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SteamPoweredKleenex - 2013-06-17
If there was a god, I'd hope books like this were some kind of intelligence test that came back to bite you in the afterlife.
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Nikon - 2013-06-17
I think calling the illustrator ''talented'' is a bit of a stretch.
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Quad9Damage - 2013-06-17 I'd love to see Chick caricature drawings of Jimmy's dads. All wrinkly-faced and demonic in their rage when they're yelling at Michael over expressing his ring-wing Christian values.
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Spaceman Africa - 2013-06-17
Bridge Logos is very misleading
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spikestoyiu - 2013-06-17
Well, if we just make it a mixed-race couple, then nobody can accuse us of being hateful, right? Right, everyone??
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Quad9Damage - 2013-06-17
Michael learns, on a special trip of bigotry, intolerance, hate and dominionism...
So...Onion, right?
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Rodents of Unusual Size - 2013-06-18 tentative titles for the sequel:
Michael Finds a Second Daddy
God Made Mom and Dad and Michael's New Roommate, Fernando.
God Made Mom and Dad But Also Made Mom and Mom and Dad and Dad So Shut Your Bacon Hole If You Want To Whine and Cry Like A Bitch, Lady in Avon Getup With Obvious Work Done
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Sexy Duck Cop - 2013-06-17
At 0:50 the teacher is using Biblical creationism to teach her children the BOY/GIRL dichotomy.
At 0:50, the teacher's eyes split in half, with her lashes freely floating in the middle of her open eyes.
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cognitivedissonance - 2013-06-17
Apparently most of the changes in the Conservapedia Bible Project about about Jesus showing compassion to the harlot.
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Quad9Damage - 2013-06-17 The real Jesus was a fiscally and socially conservative MRA neo-con. Matthew, Mark, Luke and John were hippies.
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Scrotum H. Vainglorious - 2013-06-17
Comments disabled but ratings enabled. Ok.
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Quad9Damage - 2013-06-17
All the characters look like the creepy button people from "Coraline."
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Screwtape - 2013-06-17
White mom and black dad produce a pure white child. Sounds pretty much like these people's world view.
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Hugo Gorilla - 2013-06-17
The Amazon reviews for this book are interesting.
http://www.amazon.com/God-Made-Dad-Amber-Parker/product-review s/0882708627/ref=cm_cr_dp_see_all_btm?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=1&sor tBy=bySubmissionDateDescending
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Quad9Damage - 2013-06-18 Lovely, brilliant mashup of 5-star fake reviews and 1-star real reviews. Amazon reviewers thrive on this shit. I love it.
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Blue - 2013-06-18
Dad and Mom. That just sounds wrong.
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Meatsack Jones - 2013-06-18
WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THOSE EYES!!!!!!!!!!!???????????
Jesus, thank you for the nightmare fuel and proof of the reptilian conspiracy.
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Meatsack Jones - 2013-06-18
http://bridgelogos.com/
More jocularity from on high.
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dairyqueenlatifah - 2013-06-18
God Made Dad and Mom? Well seeing as God made everything, he made the gays too didn't he? Or have they changed that stance in the church while I was away?
I'm missing your point, title penner.
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