|Merzbau - 2013-06-26 |
I think I speak for all decent, kind, polite, civic-minded Americans when I say "choke on it, you whiny cunt."
|Bort - 2013-06-26 |
Guess who's "butthurt" now!
|Toenails - 2013-06-26 |
He should have just stopped talking after 12 seconds in...
Could we have a "schadenfreude" tag?
|Mother_Puncher - 2013-06-26 |
And I hope it gets worse. To the point where they have an actual complaint.
Oh that'll be the day.
|Sexy Duck Cop - 2013-06-26 |
Bryan Fischer isn't your garden-variety fundamentalist hypocrite. He's a perfect storm of straw-man arguments that religion doesn't make you a better person. Every week he finds some increasingly banal way to sound like a dick in ways that are ever more divorced from religion. I'm pretty sure last week's show was all about how God doesn't want you to tip your waitress or use a turn signal while changing lanes. By the end of its run, every episode is just going to be 90 minutes of THE BIBLE SAYS MY WIFE DOESN'T DESERVE ORGASMS.
I actually didn't want to start this shindig with Right Wing Watch's poster-boy of sniveling bullies, but goddamn, Fischer really hit it out of the park with this insane projection.
Bryan Fischer, I wish I knew how to quit you.
i know what you mean. i'm on that crack cocaine level of bryan fischer at this point. here's agem from his twitter today.
Bryan Fischer @BryanJFischer 9h
SCOTUS today dehumanized supporters of natural marriage. Did the same thing to pro-family folks the Nazis did to Jews.
Bryan Fischer @BryanJFischer 9h
SCOTUS today disenfranchised every black voter who voted for Prop 8. Where's the outrage over minority vote suppression?
|StanleyPain - 2013-06-26 |
The meltdown today has been pretty entertaining. So many homophobes pulled out the"gays will be the end of civilization" argument so often all throughout the last few years that when they all do it today it just sounds kind of hollow, defeated and weak.
My life fades. The vision dims. All that remains are memories. I remember a time of chaos. Ruined dreams. This wasted land. But most of all, I remember The Choad Warrior. The man we called "Brian". To understand who he was, you have to go back to another time. When the world was powered by the black hate. Without hate, they were nothing. They built a house of straw. Cities exploded. Men began to marry other men. And in this maelstrom of decay, ordinary men were battered and smashed. Men like Brian. The warrior Brian. In the bang of a gavel, he lost everything. And became a shell of a man, a burnt out, desolate man, a man haunted by the demons of his past, a man who wandered out of the closet & into the wasteland. And it was here, in this blighted place, that he learned to live again...
Please will all my future stars to Pillager, support.
|Caminante Nocturno - 2013-06-26 |
When I ran out of room in my belly for conservative tears, I decided to bathe in them.
Sexy Duck Cop
You understand the ambiguity of SCOTUS' ruling means liberals get to twist the knife for several more election cycles, yes? The entire GOP establishment prayed the Supreme Court would issue some sweeping proclamation in favor of gay marriage so they could impotently shake their fists at "activist judges" and subsequently drop this horrible, pointless, self-destructive issue. Their prayers were not fulfilled. Now the sane Republicans are torn between their need to pander to the Christianist Right and their fear of alienating everyone under 70. They'll be forced to continue speaking like medieval warlocks that are terrified of gays but have complicated opinions on rape for years to come, watching helplessly as millenials make satirical Tumblr accounts of their latest zany rape gaffe.
Thanks for pointing that out sexy cop.
|Binro the Heretic - 2013-06-26 |
Let's enjoy this while we can, but remember the real battle is going to come at the state level.
In the meantime...
IN YOUR HATEFUL CLOSED-MINDED FACES! BOOYAH!
Sexy Duck Cop
This is a good thing if your larger goal is the systematic dismantling of modern conservatism.
|Cockmaster Flash - 2013-06-26 |
"You don't know shit about second-class status, white trash."
-Every black voter in the Confederacy.
|Kabbage - 2013-06-26 |
God, that is delicious.
|Quad9Damage - 2013-06-26 |
Five stars for the word 'poutrage,' a glorious new addition to my vocabulary.
|Meerkat - 2013-06-27 |
I would say anti-gay activists are actually no class citizens.
i would say anti-gay activists are actually sub-class humans
|Xenocide - 2013-06-27 |
Impotence in human form.
|bac - 2013-06-27 |
I can't remember the last thing that made me feel this happy about society. Not Fischer. But Doma being overturned.
|Gmork - 2013-06-27 |
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