|EvilHomer - 2013-08-12 |
Loses a star because there isn't actually any rape porn. Dirty liar.
Oh wow, there ISN'T actually any rape porn! In fact, forget the porn, dA doesn't even have a single piece of Ananova fanart.
This thing looks and sounds real familiar, and she even has a Wikipedia page, but you can't honestly mean to tell me that a major British CGI newscaster failed to generate any porn/ fanfiction/ Sonic the Hedgehog crossovers whatsoever. She's got to be a hoax.
Evilhomer, it's up to you to start a dA account and put up pictures of Ananova in various technically-worksafe fetish situations.
Maybe you could make pictures where she's got lots of muscles or she's trapped in a bubble.
Well, Analnova gives me lots of stuff on Ana Nova the pornstar, but no, still nothing. Closest I could find is what appears to be a Russian gentleman handling a pile of exploded human intestines, which isn't actually close at all, but whatever, thanks for trying, Bing.
|Caminante Nocturno - 2013-08-12 |
Let's go check and see what PoE has to say about...
Well, this is kind of like a video game, so maybe we could check Old Man Murray, and...
At least we can enjoy Wicked Small...
|SteamPoweredKleenex - 2013-08-12 |
Ah, that thing.
I was reading Fark.com a lot back when Ananova was hitting its peak. Fark quickly banned the site as it became pretty clear it was a gimmick news aggregator and not the source of the stories being posted.
|Rodents of Unusual Size - 2013-08-12 |
her voice, it's so lovely...like a piano falling on a box of kittens.
|Hailey2006 - 2013-08-12 |
They should of gotten a voice that sounded more like a human!
|cognitivedissonance - 2013-08-13 |
All the newscasters snidely sneering about the virtual newscaster...
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