|Prickly Pete |
#1 I'm calling bullshit on the part where the kid doesn't have to take his shoes off too. So what happens when the kid is asked to take off his shoes? The parents are suposed to say, "Wait a minute, I saw a video called 'Stop Screen Go' that says he doesn't have to!" Yeah, I'm sure that's gonna go over real fuckin well.
#2, The kid gets her toy back? Yeah, unless the doll/action figure/what have you is holding a little plastic gun. Then it's confiscated on the grounds that it "could be mistaken for a real gun".
#3, Where's the part where the family having to explain these retarded procedures to his kids is slowing the fucking line down for everyone? Where's the part where the mom is "randomly selected" for a security patdown because they don't want to look reacist when they patdown the Arab guy they really wanted to check?
Where's the part where you have to throw out the bottle of wine or whatever you received on vacation because it could be an explosive, and somehow an explosive in the trash can of a crowded airport is safer than an explosive on a plane?
The airport looks like a penis with balls.
You're looking at it upside down. It's a Platypus, sicko
|Adham Nu'man |
"Hey Daddy, why is the TSA German Shepherd looking inside that Afghan Hound's asshole?"
Stop, scream, go.
Okay, if this is one of the ads in the new RoboCop movie, I may have to take back some of the bad things I said about it.
Sure, THEY get through security quick because they're dogs. Just try getting on a plane without being subject to a "random" cavity search if you're a mongoose.
|Meatsack Jones |
"Travel documents" made me cringe and wonder.
|The New Meat |
Apparently, terrorists might hide bombs in their own shoes or their kids' toys and baby bottles but NOT in their kids' shoes. Good to know.
|Oscar Wildcat |
Fucking dogs. You wouldn't see cats tolerating this nonsense.
|Jet Bin Fever |
Propaganda at its finest!
|Sexy Duck Cop |
Anyone who thinks taking off your shoes means living in a police state should be imprisoned for their views.
These fucking Nazis took my Fuji water bottle before I was able to board my flight to Hawaii. Welcome to the police state!
Who's worse? The TSA or people who wait until they get in front of the x-ray machine before they start taking off their sneakers and hoodie? I'm going with the latter.
Pick up that can. Now, put it in the trash can.
I'm taking both sides. Last time I flew it was a quick 36-hour Portland to Los Angeles trip in the middle of the summer and back, so I didn't bring anything except my wallet, my phone, housekeys, and remembered to bring my adidas that I can slip into and out of.
But during winter in Wisconsin, try riding your bike or even waiting for the bus to the airport without five layers of clothing, waterproof boots, etc etc etc.. and the TSA doesn't give a shit if you forgot to get that last penny out of your back pocket- into the frisker ya go. I think it's bullshit that they search peoples' shoes because one person attempted to use them as a bomb. If someone tried to use hot coffee as a weapon, they'll probably ban coffee too.
The mom dog's hips are fucking terrifying and the baby dog doesn't look like either parent.
I think the TSA dog at the end had something to do with that. After they leaves, the husband keeps his distance and it looks like TSA dog and Wife dog had some catching up to do, if you know what I mean.
Also, the kid's the only one on that plane. Speaking of screening, did anyone actually watch this in post-production?
Don't tell people to stop in the middle of a metal detector god
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
"Daddy, why are you taking off your pants? We're in the airplane now."
"Don't look, son!"
"Mom, what's going on?"
**a number of gunshots**
In what the TSA is describing as "an unfortunate incident" a passenger on a flight to Dubai was shot in the head and killed after attempting to piss on another passenger. The Arabian pony, who declined comment, wore a towel on its head with a fire hydrant pattern in full display. Upon further probing, the officer for the TSA who fired the shot said that they were initially concerned the victim had not had his shots for rabies. Investigators are still trying to confirm if the dog in question was actually foaming at the mouth upon entering the plane...
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