can anyone else smell his un-brushed teeth from across the internet?
10 seconds after the firecracker popped: No new universe has formed. Conclusion: Everything is a lie.
The German accept really adds to the line "everything is a lie"
accent! Jesus, I think I'm having a stroke with all these typos lately.
if it did form a universe I don't think we'd be able to observe it with the naked eye, given how dim and empty our own universe is.
wonder what he thinks the "the stuff" is....like a little solar system is supposed to pop up?
Of course we would dude, this guy looked in the general direction of the blast for like, 10 seconds. That's PLENTY of time to observe the formation of a universe in your backyard.
I opened a jar of peanut-butter yesterday and no fully formed deer sprang forth, even though I had subjected it to extended periods of heat and pressure by hiding the jar under my ass. Everything is a lie.
everything is a lie
The moment he pulled it out, I knew what he was going to do with it. I prayed he wouldn't - there were children watching, after all - but he did. And now we have to live with what happened.
Man, it sucks to be a scientist...you spend your whole life to discover and definitively prove some amazing aspect of our existence, toiling for years or decades, and Darwin gets all the fucking credit.
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I feel so sorry for these fucking people. Oh man, it hurts my brain to even try to understand where they're coming from.
Most of them are either home schooled or grew up in places where ignorance is celebrated.
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