Step 1: Shoot some paper.
Step 2: Admit that you failed in shooting the paper.
Step 3: Blow intact sheets of paper out of a woodchipper exhaust.
Obamacare, and the 2nd Amendment I guess, destroyed!
jerks off into camera, invites views to join him
|Cherry Pop Culture |
FFFFFFFUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKK YYYYYYYOOOOOOOOUUUUUUU I hate limp-dicked old men who love living life like a motherfucking jackass piece of shit. You aint ugly because you have wrinkles you are an ugly jizzstain because youu are just like everyother abomination in the US government. If you didnt have your guns it would not matter because I know you are a scared fucktard that is afraid a young college kid sees through your glassy lying eyes. I will not propagate the idea of raping your unsexy asshole with a bright pink strap-on, but I know a pissed off woman somewhere would gladly do it because Obamacare gave her affordable birthcontrol so she can continue with her career. I would not doubt some registered Republican lady who is your age would love to break her foot off in your sorry behind because she is not only sick of your absolute idiocy but other Teabagging retards as well. She would annihilate your dick so hard she would start to cuntpunch you. this commercial has pissed me off and i have been pissed off long enough by my "ELDERS" who think they can "Empathize" or something because you happen to rig elections or preach to your delusional voterbase who have never wanted to fix themselves and rely on a braindead death cult to feel better than those "MOO-SLIMS"' overseas that deserve to be shot by glorious white guys. i believe in justice. I beleive you will get your comeuppance because you are going the fuck extinct like the dinosaurs you convince innocent children lived with Homo Sapiens. In most of my life I thought I had to be frightened of the world around me. But then I would be a disgrace to this country if I was. You are not ready for the IDEA of a black woman to take control of her ovaries and make something of her life. You bring shame to this country and someone will shit on your inevitable grave
(all standing) *clapclapclapclapclap* (cheering)
|Sanest Man Alive |
"I let my bumper stickers dictate my domestic policies"
Also, thanks for littering the forest with mulched-up printouts we had to murder a whole other forest to make in the motherfucking 21st digital-as-fuck century, you no-solutions-only-contentions raisin balls jabroni motherfucker.
He'd have shot through that stack of paper if he had shot it from the side. Guy can't think outside the box and has lost my vote.
It's not even a bumper sticker. It's a printout that he put on his truck temporarily for the purpose of this pathetic ad because he's too much of a coward to actually put a message like that on a truck he drives around.
...in COMIC SANS.
Non-market-based healthcare for all
Pretty compelling argument, actually. Guys, I'm starting to think that Obamacare is a bad thing.
Alabama is one of the states that voted against Medicaid expansions. Which is funny because Alabamians benefit from Medicaid and Medicare without actually having to pay for it in the first place.
|The Mothership |
I hope his health coverage has a plan for hearing damage. Also that wood chipper didn't do a very good job of shredding paper; that's what paper shredders are for.
|Yellow Lantern |
I bet this guy has a huge cock
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
I actually would have respected him far more if he made arguments about high deductibles or what have you. I have problems with Obamacare, too, but this isn't even an argument. It's childish and the folksy inspirational music is hilariously ill fitting for whatever he was trying to accomplish.
|Jet Bin Fever |
To think that 150 years ago he would've probably run on his ability to shoot slaves.
Learn to group, you fucking pussy.
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