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|Jet Bin Fever |
Shockingly bad art, even by DeviantArt standards. This person spent some time on this, but they never spent the 15-30 minutes learning basic human proportions.
Also, add a Comic Sans tag please.
Not trying to poop on your pumpkin-pie here but the fuck is the deal with font connoisseurs?
It's the most bizarre fetish I've ever seen and the only one that makes me froth with unbridled rage. Who the fuck cares how the letters look? As long as they are able to be read then what's the fucking deal?
Fucking TELL ME
Jet Bin Fever
Comic sans, papyrus, and some others are just very ugly, not particularly well-designed fonts. I'm not really hostile towards people that use them, if they're just advertising a kid's birthday party, but when a "professional" uses them, it's just lazy and ugly.
I, for one, like Comic Sans.
Also, holy shit those are some amazing proportions! I hate making fun of people's art, cuz I'm no Caravaggio and glass houses and all, but... Jesus. Juding by the hands, faces, and shading, he HAS spent some time practicing his craft. He strikes me as neither a person who only started drawing a week ago (Harvey Pekar), nor as someone who just plain doesn't give a shit (Reese Ambler, BrainiacAdam). He's put more than a little thought and effort into this, so why he's drawing figures with belly buttons larger than their legs is a bit of a mystery.
...is that part of the fetish?
I could only make it three minutes into the video (Screw you, Mister Julius, Elvira would beat the silicone out of your crumby OCs), but I do like the picture where his dominatrixes are killing Garfield.
Also. judging by the timestamps on his pieces, his grasp of proportions has actually gotten WORSE over time.
You can see the guy's "webcomic" here for a more clear "progression" of how his "art style" "evolved":
|American Standard |
They have tails.
Also, I sometimes wonder if there are fetish artists who don't realize everyone knows they jerk off to this shit.
Data's art is hard to fap to because of the nausea it causes, and he damn well knows it.
The "art" is fucking cringeworthy.
I LOLed when I went to the page and read "Goal: ,000. 1 Backer, "
Holy fucking shit....
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