Buttman

There's nothing gay about this!

That little man is just giving the bigger man a great big ol' hug. With squeezes. And pushes. And fists. Repeat.

"hnn"

"Of course, if I were really choking it would be Alfred doing this. Happy birthday, old chum!"

Sadly, older men are always saying crazy things like this to hot young boys. That's just shameful, Batman.

As far as I'm concerned, Casey Kasem is still what I imagine Dick Grayson/Robin sounds like as SUPERFRIENDS and reruns of the older Filmation BATMAN series from the late 1960s & early 1970s was indeed my first exposure to the Robin character. Yes, I was soon also aware of the BATMAN live-action TV series via reruns, but cartoon Robin's voice trumped live-action Robin's voice.

Although Burt Ward did reprise his live-action role as Robin in the final Filmation BATMAN cartoon series (which also had Adam West replace Olan Soule as Bruce Wayne/Batman), produced at the same time that Olan Soule and Casey Kasem were voicing Batman and Robin on Hanna-Barbera's competing SUPERFRIENDS, one of the rare occasions in American animation that the cartoons featuring the same licensed characters were being produced concurrently by two entirely different studios.

That's clearly not stately Wayne Manor. They're at an active crime scene right now, doing this. If they panned over, you'd see a whole family fallen victim to Joker gas.

Holy paradigm shift, Batman. Who would have thought Robin was a top?

Squeeze lower, Robin. No, lower.