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Desc:It's not subtitled but pretty easy to follow even if you don't speak Moon.
Category:Cartoons & Animation, Educational
Tags:Japan, anime that doesnt suck, adhd, At least its not tentacle rape
Submitted:Unmerciful Crushing Force
Date:05/26/14
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Comment count is 7
Unmerciful Crushing Force - 2014-05-27
Certainly I can't be the only guy that this struck a little too close to home with.
Nikon - 2014-05-27
You're not.

The Lord of Dirt - 2014-05-27
Why yes, it struck especially close to home when I realized I was watching it at work instead of doing my job.

fluffy - 2014-05-27
Improved by turning on the automatic captions, translated to English.
ashtar. - 2014-05-27
Obsese children garden
Accompany you were living together

DerangedGoblin - 2014-05-27
You're right! That was easy to follow!

AD/HD: A True Story

1. EXT. PARK BENCH
BOY
"At last, some piece. The wench never stops screeching."

2. INT. KITCHEN
WENCH
"My knife... is stuck in these god damn leeks again... Christ... another trip back to K-Mart."

TEXT
"AD/HD, Alien Delinquent/Highly Disillusioned, arrived on our plane of existence twenty years ago."

fade to
INT. BEDROOM
The wench is shaking the boy

WENCH
"Child! Child! Wake up! The knife is stuck in a pineapple now"

BOY
"For the last time, foul woman! I am no child, I am a being your mind presents to you as this such that my true self does not force it to merely give way to awe for eternity."

WENCH
"My knife! *Shake shake*"

Fade to
INT BEDROOM
It is some time later. The boy shuffles through his belongings. The WENCH screeches from below.

WENCH
"THIS FUCKING KNIFE! I SWEAR TO CHRIST!"

BOY
"Only three more days... then I may return home. My study is almost done. Perhaps rereading the homecoming procedures of my people will calm my nerves."

WENCH walks into BEDROOM.

WENCH
"Boy! Have you seen the time? It is time for school!"

BOY
"Listen, you festering whinge-beast, I go where I please and when I please, now leave, you aggravate my ulcers!"

fade to
INT SCHOOL
BOY looks in his bag and gasps as some strumpet squawks to his side.

BOY
"I have accidentally brought the communicator to this place. Damn it! It will surely crack."

STRUMPET
"BANGA?! MOKO CHIN JA DAIO?!"

BOY
"I will say this one time. I will hit you here [pointing to back of head] and you will be paralysed. I will feed you to the pigs."

JAPANESE HANK HILL approaches.

JHH
"Point again. I must know how to do this to my wife."

fade to
INT CLASSROOM
JHH is beginning the lesson.

JHH
"Today we will go over algebra."

BOY
"NO! NO I HAVE HAD IT! WE ARE BORN WITH INNATE KNOWINGS OF YOUR ALGEBRA IN THE PLANE I AM FROM!"

JHH
"Boy... Boy... Boy... Shut up."

BOY turns around, snatches eraser.
"I need this more than you. I have seen through my great power the way you will die, and I assure you, this eraser can not help you now."

Sorry, I wasn't paying attention, what were we talking about?
Jet Bin Fever - 2014-05-30
Thanks for taking the time to clear that up.

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