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Desc:Your DNA turns into a 12 strand tube and then life energy enters it.
Category:Religious, Business
Tags:california, dna, new age, sewage, ascension
Submitted:baleen
Date:05/28/14
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SolRo
and then you get cancer.
SteamPoweredKleenex
I hope Stargate SG-1 isn't to blame for this hooey. I like that show. :(

It's also funny how religion and other forms of spiritual horseshit didn't have some magical epiphany into things like DNA until actual scientists figured it out. You'd think that at least one of them would've produced a fusion reactor or an unassailable model for quantum computers if they actually had any validity.
memedumpster
You just need to get hip and tune into the super quantum angel matrix of light and love. The harmony protector spirits will guide your mind path to the garden of scintillating chakra energy, where you will drink the nectar of electric molecular emotional intelligence and be en-wombed in the cosmic egg.

Then the bars open and we usually go get drunk.
memedumpster
Meant to be a reply to SPK, but his negetropy totally blocked my reply harmonies.

Azmo23
people are always like wow you are so smart, but that's because they want to fuck me. if i was uglier, people would probably point out how devoid of content and sense my drivel is. when i turn 35, i will start to wonder why people don't agree with me like they used to. then i will probably move to sedona with my cats who still send me the positivity i deserve
Caminante Nocturno
I once saw an anime where a middle school girl activated her DNA and gained amazing psychic powers. When she activated her DNA, she grew the ears and tail of a fox. That's why I know this girl is full of shit.

There were hardly any panty shots in the anime I'm referring to, so you can all save your complaints about that.
oddeye
Why did you watch it then?

Caminante Nocturno
As far as panty shots go, I prefer quality over quantity.

ashtar.
I guess this is sort of harmless, but jesus fuck it's depressing how many people believe in fucking magic of some kind or another.
pastorofmuppets
Two reasons I can think of why it might not be harmless:
- our general inability to care for the mentally ill
- she probably thinks she got rid of herpes by cleansing her aura and gave it to a bunch of people in an orgy following contact improv class
- unless giving faith healers your parents money is made a felony, she's able to vote for my next governor

pastorofmuppets
it's a large value of two

baleen
I'm not sure if it's that harmless.

This isn't just about DNA activation or whatever. This is part of the starseed belief system. People believe that are aliens, in other words, higher evolved humans, and they have memories (i.e. dreams and delusions) of spaceships and foreign worlds.
There are a lot, and I mean a LOT of starseed people on Youtube. I think it's pretty dangerous culty stuff, because there's no core to it, there's no public service protocol, no oversight, no undersight, nobody to consult on matters of doctrine. Just cults of personality manipulating rather clueless enema brains into believing that they are much more special than they were taught not to believe.

memedumpster
She went to the beach, watched someone chase a seagull, had a great time, religiously worshipped her DNA as a conduit of cosmic power. She wont die of heart disease like us sad fucks.

pastorofmuppets
Which proves yet again, that if you're reasonably attractive and have bouts of mania, the sky is your oyster.

EvilHomer
What I want to know is: why are Starseeds always so fucking hot?

I'm not saying it's aliens, but...

baleen
There's a yoga pants abuse survivor demo and then there's the silent majority of clearly insane schizophrenics who are not in the least bit hot.

oddeye
They are hot because they are starseeds, duh. They have like 12 DNA's or something, that's at least 8 more to allocate to being hot than you or I.

Crab Mentality
In reply to Evil Homer-

When you're ugly, people tell you to make sense or shut up.

BorrowedSolution
Hey, I used to believe all of this stuff, too!

When I was fourteen!
Riskbreaker
Turns out Dragon Ball Z is a documentary.
Gmork
WANT TO PUNCH
Cube
Yes, it's absolutely biologically viable that DNA would work for its intended purpose, if it was clumped up into a 12-strand freak mutation, instead of the double helix, that, you know, actually works in a biological being.

Because all of the life energy that could flow in the tube that it forms.
urbanelf
Believe you me, my DNA tube is primed and ready.
oddeye
I'd impregnate all 5 of her ovaries!

Seven Arts/H8 Red
These Doctor Who fan videos are becoming lazy as shit.
oddeye
I'd watch Doctor Who if she was "The Doctor". It's only a matter of time before a woman gets the role.

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