|infinite zest |
So, what Bueller did was totally acceptable. Listen up world, Ben Stein's talking! He's still alive.
A sniveling personification of an adult diaper.
|Oscar Wildcat |
The right to bear arms,
shall NOT be confused,
with the right to bare arms.
I hope he gets robbed by black people.
No, wait, let me change that to I hope he gets robbed by crazy relatives while he's in a paralyzed state, like Casey Casem.
|Binro the Heretic |
Decrepit old man who wrote speeches for Nixon is scared of black people.
He is drawn to their dangerous black dicks like a moth to a flame
Ben Stein is amazing at Racist Mad Libs.
I used to like to listen to O&A when Louis CK or Patrice O'Neal were on. One time with Louie (and possibly Patrice), they were discussing the story of an unarmed man gunned down on his front porch. The story was that it was a black man new to an affluent neighbourhood and his new neighbour, thinking he must be breaking into the place, called the police. The police then shot him (as police do).
Anyway, they were trying to see how offensive they could get with that story. Eventually, Louie, in mock-defence of the officers, excitedly exclaimed "Their hands look like guns!"
And now Ben fucking Stein has said that thing for real. The most offensive thing America's most successful shock jocks and two of the most talented modern comedians could come up with, Ben fucking Stein just said for real.
It's almost too shocking to believe. Thing is, I always knew Ben Stein as more a comedian and/or actor.. you know, the Clear Eyes commercials, Ferris Bueller, Win Ben Stein's Money and countless other cameos so I never took him seriously. Now I just have no words for the man, as an actor or as a human.
Ben Stein came out as a creationist a few years back, so this isn't really surprising to me. The thing about Mr Stein is, he's very good at playing an intellectual on TV, but there's a reason he's better known for his Clear Eyes commercials than for his serious political work.
Miss Henson's 6th grade class
I got the impression that he was a decidedly non-crazy conservative that's sort of been drifting into real nuttiness, but I'm not quite sure what this impression was based on, now that I think about it.
Whatever happened to taking a good ol' fashioned ass whuppin'? Trayvon Martin would still be alive if Zimmerman was man enough to take an ass whuppin', just like in this case. Just cause somebody's punching you doesn't mean they want to kill you. Most of the time it just means they want to kick your ass.
People need to respect the code of the wafflehouse.
|Spaceman Africa |
I like how he adds "he was on marijuana" like it's PCP or something.
So... he was real mellow and sort of hungry? That's not really helping your case there, Mr Stein.
haha. great submit.
As a non US citizen, I want to know more about these police lynchings. Can I get personalised postcards of the event? Is there popcorn?
Dude, not cool. Officer Killblacks got 2 weeks paid suspension before being cleared of any wrong doings, hasn't he suffered enough without you making jokes at his expense??
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