What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown suit.
Thank God they have those surveillance cameras spying on the kids every day! Now maybe justice has a chance to be served!
Fuck you Texas.
|John Holmes Motherfucker |
You go to Texas. I'm going to hell.
The child protective services were called to provide care for the recently pregnant under age girl, right?
You mean the recently pregnant child murderer.
I think we all know that the real crime here is the "safe baby site" logo amirite?
|Sanest Man Alive |
I'm submitting this one to Found Fetus Festival if you don't.
My favorite part is that the police want her to come forward so they can charge her with a crime.
It should be a crime to be born in Texas, this dead baby got off lucky.
Sanest Man Alive
My favorite part was the Baby Moses law, wherein an innocent new life can be treated with all the sanctity and respect of an overdue library book. There's a whole fucking Homeric saga tucked away in what it says about Dallas alone when you can legally dumb a fresh new baby off somewhere and everyone can just act like that's the END of the kid's problems.
Sanest Man Alive
*dump, not dumb. There's enough dumbing of babies in Texas as it is.
Future forced laborers (three out of every thousand humans is a forced laborer, yes, 21 million people).
fetus? damn near killed us!
Who is Woodrow Wilson?
I'm pretty sure the Baby Moses law still won't prevent miscarriages.
Especially not miscarriages of justice, AMIRITE?
|Binro the Heretic |
I saw a print article about how pissed off the parents of the students got at the massive police presence. They were afraid there had been a school shooting or something.
Seriously, did they need this many cops and this much commotion?
Somewhere, a female human isn't suffering as much as she should be by God's Law.
PUAPD is on tha' case!
There was a fetus or dead baby (not sure which) in my apartment's dumpster in Chicago. It's just one of those things. I moved in shortly after it made the news.
If its yellow, let it mellow. If it's brown, flush it down. If it's red, give it another courtesy flush, seriously.
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