|sudan no1 |
Five stars for -3:03.
Did Fonzie just threaten to run over my knees with his bike?
I know MINE is a useful thing indeed...
Since when were ANY of these people relevant to small children? At all? (also UNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNH.)
|Mayberry Pancakes |
I was just threatened, then serenaded, and made very uncomfortable. That's got to be abuse.
|Teased Vagina |
The anus DOES bring relief
This was either very poorly made or deliberately made to be creepy.
|doc duodenum |
Is that Mike Wallace's FOX News disappointment singing about penis? I remember this...
Five stars for flashing the word "tallywhacker" across the screens of America.
Wait, what flavor is the icecream stalactite?
It's nice to finally have a context for the 'Proper Word' song.
Cosby just called Fonz, he wants his sweater back
That woman with the snake is by far the worst part for me.
|Testicles of Doom |
"Creative Discomfort" indeed.
We all have an anus. Yes we do.
|C. Eloi Marx |
I feel mildly violated.
IT'S CALLED THE HONK. As seen on Evil Video 4.
The minstrel is an obvious pedo and "Hollyweird" never meant more.
|winnie wincent inwasion |
When she's naked it will show
|Torture the Artist |
You might never get another hug! You might grow up ALONE!
Remember that anus is the proper word.
This is so messed up right there!
This would be great even without the beer!
Did Ingmar Bergman make this film?
|Corman's Inferno |
DON'T FALL FOR THAT LINE
I can't stop going back to -3:03
this is amazing. THIS IS AMAAAAZIIIIINNNGG
There are not enough stars in the sky. And best use of "anus" in a song. Ever.
|Nick C. |
Easily the best thing ever posted here.
I can't decide if that was sublimely amazing or unutterably uncomfortable.
If they ever make a Pedobear cartoon, that minstrel needs to provide the voice.
|Aubrey McFate |
Who gave this less than 5? This vid couldn't be more perfect.
The whole 45 minute film is available on Amazon.
How the hell did I ever miss this?
I don't like the way this video touches me.
after the snake woman I couldn't stop smiling.
"Some children call it Virginia!" Thanks for the tip, horrible Uncle Mouthbreather!
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
It's funny if you picture all of this as Fonzie's drug trip.
|Wonko the Sane |
Oh, no no no no no no no no.
The part that gets to me the most is Henry Winkler tossing it back and forth from himself. And, of course, -3:03. That proper word song sounds like something off of Ed McCurdy's Lyrica Erotica. I've honestly never been more scared of being molested. Nice job, guys.
|Jack Kinoff |
Enjoy yourself, or I'm gonna run over your knees with my bike!
|Pie Boy |
The minstrel is easily the scariest thing I will ever see.
I, personally, feel much safer having watched this.
jews were behind this...artie friedman probably showed this to his computer class kids
i guess i should have been following javier bardem in his earlier career.
Goes from "Will you listen to that beautiful chorus of voices?" to "I'm gonna run over your knees with my bike" pretty damn fast.
NEED OXYGEN CANT BREATHE
Tim and Eric wish they could be this dissociativly awesome.
This is actually really good. I wish I had seen stuff like this as a kid.
Holy crap. I don't care how bad my acting career was at the time, if asked to do something like this I'd go "No, I hate kids" and slam the phone. Being homeless for a while and doing day labor would be infinitely more preferable to being known as "The Penis Minstrel" forever afterwards.
And snake muppet lady was obviously molesting some kids. She seemed to know the right kinds of things to say.
I am now afraid of being molested by everyone in this video.
I am also under the impression that this video wasn't meant so much for educating kids on sexual abuse as it was for being a vehicle to distribute subliminal communist propaganda.
Penis is what boys have down in front
Penis is the word though it seems blunt
Missed the obvious rhyme.
Also, "FAS Thugs dot typepad dot com"?
There is absolutely no way that this was distributed as preventative measure against child rape. I feel like I was raped just watching this.
Was this really 6 years ago? We grow so old, so fast.
"The anus gives relief in time of need"
So the anus is the Red Cross?
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