|Adham Nu'man |
Ok whatever, have my stars and fuck off.
Why give him any more attention?
Also those polygonal bigmasks are popping up everywhere lately, anybody know of template?
In a way he reminds me of an early 00s Ben Affleck. People hated him but nobody was sure why they did. Maybe he'll do something worth seeing some day that's not a ripoff of Daniel Clowes. And while you're at it, stop this dumb fucking ironic pity party. It worked for Phoenix and you know why? Because it was fucking original. Act well in movies you act in and maybe you'll be respected again.
Well, people initially hated Shia LeBeouf because of the Dan Clowes thing, but then it became increasingly clear that he had mental problems and deserved sympathy, if anything. I have no idea what the fuck this ambulance-chasing garbage is meant to achieve.
Oh man! Shia's in it? Even weirder. This is just a hall of mirrors of shitty bad art made for all the wrong reasons.
I'm probably gonna lose points here, but I thought he was pretty great as the son of Indiana Jones. They could've tried for River's brother Joaquin and made an attempt at facial continuity, but LaBeof captured that attitude and spirit of what the spawn from Indy and Marion would be like quite well. Didn't stop the movie from being a huge steamer though.
He's just annoying, in everything he does...he has talent for being an irritant.
Plotting a few points of his career trajectory:
Annoying Spaz > Annoying Spaz who digs holes > Annoying Spaz "Hero" in several high-end car commercials > Annoying Spaz who is feigning mental illness for Art Pointz
He reminds me of an old employee of mine, right down the face. They could be related. He was really great at his job but for whatever reason everything he did annoyed the piss out of me.
This is stupid, but made far more stupid by virtue of Shia being in on it.
So did a production company just decide to do this hokey "ironic" shit on a whim? Did he or his agents pay them to set this up as publicity? Does anyone care?
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
The preload image made me think this was going to have midgets.
It's still good, though.
He sucked in Fury (which sucked).
Fury's no good? I'm interested in the tank itself, as my family built tanks for the Swedes and Norwegians during WW2. And the trailer looks pretty cool. I'll wait until I can torrent it anyway though.
Lacking in any sort of charm, wit, or intelligence whatsoever. Five stars.
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