|infinite zest |
gotham would've been just fine if it wasn't for batman
IF Batman just didn't exist, yeah, Gotham probably would've been just fine. The mundane mafia would be in charge, but they wouldn't be costumed freaks patterned after another lunatic in a colorful costume. The Joker wouldn't be anything beyond a pharmaceutical engineer/struggling comedian, Riddler would be a non-criminal circus performer with daddy issues but no hard and direct father figure antithesis to attack, Mad Hatter and Mr. Freeze would both be scientists working for the Wayne Corporation, Scarecrow and Harley Quinn would just be psychiatrists, Two-Face would just be a defense attorney and the only two villains I can personally think of not needing Batman to exist are Penguin and Catwoman, with both having a natural niche within the existing Gotham mafia.
Well, I suppose Ra's Al Ghul WOULD exist, but why would he be limiting himself to just one city? Superman should've ganked that guy forty years ago. Actually, Superman should've killed all of Batman's villains and then killed Batman.
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
But if I emulate this Batman, I can say I'm just like Batman!
Fucking cartoons and comics are for little beta bitch kids. Fuck off.
Your life is so miserable that it makes me feel better about mine. thank you.
so tell me, do you have to drink to keep the demons at bay, or avoid all drinking to keep the demons at bay?
Do you keep a loaded gun under your bed just in case you finally man up?
solro you're my favorite lil rolly polly
yes I do all those things because I pointed out that a child's cartoon makes you hard.
christ that was more disappointing than manny v. mayweather
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