If no one else is going to rate the badass music in this video, I will. According to this, you can't use Ouija boards to talk to the dead, which is a bummer. You can, however, use them to summon demons, which kicks ass! This video teaches you all sorts of dark magic.
Fuck you, poe, eat my demon hellfire!
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°lᴉʌǝ ɯoɹɟ sn ɹǝʌᴉlǝp ʇnq uoᴉʇɐʇdɯǝʇ oʇuᴉ ʇou sn pɐǝl puɐ sn ʇsuᴉɐƃɐ ssɐdsǝɹʇ oɥʍ ǝsoɥʇ ǝʌᴉƃɹoɟ ǝʍ sɐ sǝssɐdsǝɹʇ ɹno ɟo sn ǝʌᴉƃɹoɟ puɐ pɐǝɹq ʎlᴉɐp ɹno ʎɐp sᴉɥʇ sn ǝʌᴉƃ uǝʌɐǝɥ uᴉ sᴉ ʇᴉ sɐ ɥʇɹɐǝ uo ǝuop ǝq llᴉʍ ʎɥʇ ǝɯoɔ ɯopƃuᴉʞ ʎɥʇ ǝɯɐu ʎɥʇ ǝq pǝʍollɐɥ uǝʌɐǝɥ uᴉ ʇɹɐ oɥʍ ɹǝɥʇɐɟ ɹnO
Onɹ ɟɐʇɥǝɹ ʍɥo ɐɹʇ ᴉu ɥǝɐʌǝu ɥɐlloʍǝp qǝ ʇɥʎ uɐɯǝ ʇɥʎ ʞᴉuƃpoɯ ɔoɯǝ ʇɥʎ ʍᴉll qǝ pouǝ ou ǝɐɹʇɥ ɐs ᴉʇ ᴉs ᴉu ɥǝɐʌǝu ƃᴉʌǝ ns ʇɥᴉs pɐʎ onɹ pɐᴉlʎ qɹǝɐp ɐup ɟoɹƃᴉʌǝ ns oɟ onɹ ʇɹǝsdɐssǝs ɐs ʍǝ ɟoɹƃᴉʌǝ ʇɥosǝ ʍɥo ʇɹǝsdɐss ɐƃɐᴉusʇ ns ɐup lǝɐp ns uoʇ ᴉuʇo ʇǝɯdʇɐʇᴉou qnʇ pǝlᴉʌǝɹ ns ɟɹoɯ ǝʌᴉl°
That should do it.
I should never have worn heavy armor while casting that.
It depends on what ruleset you are using. Since the casting seemed to be based on verbal, rather than somatic, components, then under standard d20 (3.5 & Pathfinder) rules you should be fine.
Only Christians play Pathfinder.
Satan demands a THAC0.
Yeah, yeah, I guess that's right. THAC0 is pretty bullshit.
I find it interesting that I had to stop for a minute, and think long and hard about where the pejorative implications lay, regarding what you just said. That is to say, my social instinct - the one imprinted upon me by a lifetime of frankly pro-Satanic influences - caused me to parse "Satan demands a" as a GOOD thing, as an earnest endorsement of THAC0, rather than its historically understood meaning (the meaning which would have come naturally to someone born prior to the invention of rock music and D&D), that being an earnest *condemnation* of THAC0! Even now, I'm thinking that your authorially intended meaning was probably a sort of ironically un-ironic disparagement of Pathfinder and the promotion of 2nd Edition (which, in an even MORE ironic turn of events, was probably the single most Christ-friendly i.e. lame edition of that game!) Perhaps you were aware that 2nd Edition was heavily influenced by pro-Christian designers and businessmen like the Mormon Tracy Hickman, and you likened 2nd Edition to Satan so as to add yet another layer of irony on top of your post. Perhaps not. The important thing here is that I, and very probably you, both default to the premise that Satan is good, Christians are bad.
What might this mean for the central thesis of "Doorways to Danger"?
It means the Lord's Prayer backwards spell is bullshit.
The whole channel is really good, thanks!
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