At first all I could do was laugh at the name 'Josten', but eventually the true horror emerged.

Are they leaving something out? I hope? Like, if they aren't leaving anything out this is pretty much the real life version of Nothing But Trouble.

Wait...this IS NOTHING BUT TROUBLE!!!

I don't think things would have turned out as well for him if he'd been Black or Hispanic.

If the cops somehow managed to not shoot him when they arrested him, I doubt the judge would have given him such a lenient sentence.

Woops, so much for my "partial birth abortion and dead baby parts selling of justice" tag.

I love folksy, down-home rulings.

Yeah, that's about all the sanctity of marriage amounts to.