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Tags:guitar, nofap, Dunning-Kruger, scally cap
Submitted:Old_Zircon
Date:02/07/16
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infinite zest
I haven't watched any of these videos because I don't really wanna listen to dudes talk about not touching their dingdongs for 5-20 minutes, but here's something I discovered last night. Really good sex but for whatever reason I couldn't come and that was ok because I just sort of laid there and thought about things other than the fact that I just did come. Usually when I do it's kinda like "ok sleepy time" or "I should get going now" and in this case I really started to think about my current partner in a way that I haven't for at least 5 years of one or two-night stands post-marriage. It was really really weird and awesome, and we turned out just watching Bojack Horseman and played the piano. I finally felt like myself vs. a shell of myself feeling that usually happens when I do come.
That guy
archive

lotsmoreorcs
jesty is into edging

infinite zest
Weird.. looking it up I guess I always have been, but not intentionally. But this wasn't meant to prolong any sort of pleasure: when little zest is down he's down so we just found some other stuff to do.

EvilHomer
Interestingly, the first time I ever learned about NoFap was from a forum supposedly devoted to edging strategies. This weird experience of yours might be a gateway drug; stay strong, IZ.

infinite zest
nah.. we did it again this morning and we both came so it's back to normal, but I have noticed my interest in jerking off by myself to people I'll never meet steadily going down.

infinite zest
Like I used to jerk off 3 times before every tinder date so I could keep it going longer and that's not really the best strategy. It's kind of like running 10 miles before a marathon or something.

Old_Zircon
That strategy's never made sense for me. I guess I'm just built different than most people because if I jerk it even one that day I'm done in 10-15 minutes with a partner, but if I abstain for a day or two I can usually go literally indefinitely (or barring that, 3 or 4 times that day - record is 10 a couple years ago and we only stopped because it was 3:30 in the afternoon and we still hadn't eaten breakfast).

lotsmoreorcs
jesty just for your own spiritual growth, that tindr date pre-jacking was why none of them would give you head. not actually worried about mouth herpes, but a fish smell

lotsmoreorcs
also...

-doesn't want to hear about guys touching their own ding dongs...

but we should listen to

"Really good sex but i couldn't come"

"at least 5 years of one or two-night stands"

"post-marriage" (is 32)

"Bojack Horseman"

"piano"

"when little zest is down he's down"

"...so we just found some other stuff to do."

"we did it again this morning and we BOTH CAME"

"Like I used to jerk off 3 times before every tinder date"

"return to OZrk begins describing his sex life"

and my housekeepers wonder why i don't respond when they come into the media room and find me slouched in one of the chairs waving everyone and everything away, head in hand partially collapsed in pure dejection

lotsmoreorcs
for the redditcord im just breaking balls not trying to be actually malicious

Old_Zircon
I mostly keep that shit to myself but it was a slow day today.

That guy
hey neworcs
thanks for spelling that out, genius
it's always funnier when a replicant explains why it's funny

lotsmoreorcs
just reaching at this point fat guy, im killing you bro

lotsmoreorcs
also, was that a haiku you triple chinned shunt addict it seems like you were gracefully dipping your typing wand with every stanza

infinite zest
I like to keep it to myself too, but since we're all talking about fappin', or not fappin' it seemed like a good time to bring up the benefits of semi-fappin'. But I'll try to save the rest of my sexual escapade stories for Steven Universe and Cyst Removal videos.

EvilHomer
Oo, oo, maybe we could have a discussion about what Steven Universe character we'd fap to?

I'd fap to none of them, because every character except Peridot is lame.

infinite zest
Pearl's #1 over #2 Peridot by nearly double, which doesn't really surprise me. But I am surprised that there's more Amethyst than Garnet out there. But if I had to choose I'd go with Pearl too I guess.

Needtodestroy
"I hate hearing other guys describe their masturbation habits but Ill be damned if that's going to stop me from making others read about mine."

- infinite_zest

That guy
What do you think this was like when he was jacking off twice a day? Vast improvement? Maybe it sounded like early Shags covering Yoko Ono??

If not, just burp your worm, dude.
lotsmoreorcs
i bet thats what you call it fatty

Miss Henson's 6th grade class
I'd love to hear the early Shaggs covering Yoko Ono! I bet that would have sounded AWESOME.

Nominal
So where are all the totally shredding rock god priests?
Shanghai Tippytap
i wonder how much of these miracles are really just the result of a small feeling of self-actualization stemming from actually putting your mind to something and succeeding to some small degree

but hey if they need a magic potion to achieve their dreams so be it
Old_Zircon
Are you implying that Nofap positivising your negative aura and giving you superpowers is anything less than scientifically proven fact?

lotsmoreorcs
our old high school football coach used to tell us not to jack off before games, and we made it to states in the Orange Dome....for whatever its worth

Chancho
What happened post Orange Bowl? Team blows huge loads all over coach's face?

memedumpster
You mean like Dumbo's boner?

Accidie
He's not too bad, but I bet he was better at masturbating.
HarrietTubmanPI
He can't even tune his guitar or match the pitches he's trying to sing that well.

Old_Zircon
I'll give him a pass on tuning because most acoustic guitars have terrible intonation and somehow doubt he's hat a properly compensated saddle made for that thing.

Two Jar Slave
>>I'll give him a pass on tuning because most acoustic guitars have terrible intonation and somehow doubt he's hat a properly compensated saddle made for that thing.

Somehow, that's the wankiest thing in this whole thread.

Old_Zircon
I make guitars, I can't help it.

Old_Zircon
There's literally no such thing as a guitar that plays in tune - it's physically impossible for a fretted instrument to be in tune across its entire range. But some are more in tune than others.

That guy
You might say he's all hat ( _) and no saddle (⌐□_□).

Two Jar Slave
It's okay, OZ. The truth is I've been waiting three NoFap videos to make that joke.

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