Anagramother - 2016-04-02
could god make truck nuts so large that even he couldn't lug them?
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somedongus - 2016-04-02
This would be a 4 star but the audible mouth breathing gives it just that little extra oomph.
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memedumpster - 2016-04-02
The day Florida counts as the "dirty south" is the day the water recedes for 32nd century machine archaeologists to study the remaining silt.
Florida is the most boring place to be a redneck... or anyone.
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Bus_Aint_Comin - 2016-04-03 north florida is basically georgia. starting around ocala, i think. once you're up by tally its all deliverance and shit.
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misterbuns - 2016-04-02
You should get those checked out by a doctor bro.
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SolRo - 2016-04-02
And so the male adds decorations to his display so that other males may know how strong he is and that males with smaller decorations would avoid even starting the traditional territorial bout called "coal rolling"
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Hooker - 2016-04-02
The world's largest truck nuts in the world.
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That guy - 2016-04-02
"And there they are, The World's Largest Truck Nuts In The World."
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blue vein steel - 2016-04-02 I like that we live in the best of all worlds, apparently
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glasseye - 2016-04-02 THEY SO BIG THEY DRAG THE GROUND
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lotsmoreorcs - 2016-04-03 Fat Guy loves staring at balls for hours
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That guy - 2016-04-03 ^ orcs' finest quip skills
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That guy - 2016-04-04 Thankfully, yes, our world has the world's largest truck nuts in it, as opposed to possible worlds lacking the world's largest truck nuts in them.
He's a huge fan of late medieval philosophy.
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Old_Zircon - 2016-04-02
Elephantitis.
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RedRust - 2016-04-02
Somewhere, out there, is a woman who finds this a positive expression of masculinity. This would cause her to instantly be attracted to the owner of the truck.
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CrimsonHyperSloth - 2016-04-02
I have two thoughts when I see truck nuts:
1) Some where, out there, is a factory. These are manufactured somewhere. Someone gets up in the morning and thinks, "I am going to work today. To make truck nuts."
2) I like to think there is a store just for truck nuts. Just walls of truck nuts. Various styles, materials, and colours. Some staff there to help you find the pair that fits you. Ideally over dressed with a haughty accent.
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That guy - 2016-04-02 3) Put them on a Prius.
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That guy - 2016-04-02 Aw man, have a better week next week??
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Harveyjames - 2016-04-02
And there they are, the world's largest truck nuts in the world. They're so big they drag the ground.
Compliments of Big Dogg's Customs. Looky that. They're so big they drag the ground.
Anybody got enough big balls to beat that set, go ahead.
That's Big Dogg's Customs right there. That's Dirty South style right there. That's how we do it down here in Florida.
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Old_Zircon - 2016-04-03 That third one is pretty underrated.
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American Standard - 2016-04-03
Florida. Because of course Florida.
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Bus_Aint_Comin - 2016-04-03
raymond quentin smuckles what have you done
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TeenerTot - 2016-04-04
Also, is the driver's door specifically designed to make you whang your head every time you get in?
Also also: In the world.
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The Mothership - 2022-07-04
Also just noticed the fucking Lambo doors on his truck.
I respect that. Not the balls, but the lambo doors.
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SolRo - 2022-07-04 Are you 15?
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