Cena_mark - 2016-08-17 During the Muromachi period Pacific island tribes often invaded Japan transversing the ocean via surfboard. They would use their boards as both transportation devises and as shields. A good samurai could cut through a surfboard.
Monkey Napoleon - 2016-08-19 Don't tell me you've never been attacked by surf ninjas.
Squeamish - 2016-08-17 Jesus, even the ballistic gel training dummy is fat.
boner - 2016-08-18 this is some poor kid's Weekend Dad
Monkey Napoleon - 2016-08-19 I would 1000% rather have a dad who bashes and chops stuff with swords and various melee weapons on the weekends than a dad who just wants to mow the lawn and take a nap because he's tired from doing actual work all week.