I get that it's awkward eating fast food at a desk while wearing a suit and a lavaliere mic and what not, but he couldn't look more like reptilian if he sprouted scales.

"Behold, I ingest your hooman food and it nourishes me!"

by sight alone it always takes me a few seconds to tell if it's deblasio or al gore.

fuckin' crinkle cut! HORSESHIT

Man I was gonna saying something like oh yeah you all eat fucking burgers with grace and dignity but then I watched it

"My name is Bill de Blasio and I just finished eating a hamburger."

Not pictured: spit bucket

I was hoping for some cockroach action. It is New York. So disappointing.

https://youtu.be/rfrCL7uA-vU?t=11

I didn't think it was possible to be snide and pompous while eating a burger and fries.

I mentioned this free-fries promo to my son when he got his shot, and he said he's more interested in the free White Castle Cheesecake-on-a-stick offer, because "at least I don't KNOW that that will suck."