Now I'm thinking about terrible legacies through name: Shaggy 3 Dope

My parents are actually named Barb and Ken.

Don't worry, I have the worst.

Most known for a fat pedophile that hawked crap sandwiches, a seedy Hollywood rapist, a mass murderer, a traitor that makes under the table deals with the Sauds, etc.

But also I haven't seen anything about this whole Barbie / Ken thing. This is what conservatives are going REEEEEEEEE over?

Neither do Space Marines.

Really? With how much of 40k is a roid rage abusive relationship fanfic id expect space marines to have some enhanced junk capable of skull fucking an Alien and being unaffected by the acid blood

It's so they can't reproduce sexually, preventing a subclass of half-Emperor-clones from arising to take over the Empire, but in reality it just means the Mechanicus probably makes them cyborg dicks full of artificial jizz.

You have my attention and wish to subscribe to your artificial jizz newsletter.

All Thanatos, no Eros.