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Desc:Silvio DiSalvatore is going to cougarize America.
Category:Humor, Fashion
Tags:american inventor, black cougar, Silvio DiSalvatore
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Comment count is 37
Xiphias - 2007-07-12
"Hey, mikey, uh, black cougar." "Did you like the spinning?" The judges' facial expressions. Dear god the whole thing.
baleen - 2007-07-12

Mikey giving the old Italian F-You gesture to the Philadelphia 76'ers was my favorite part.
Aelric - 2007-07-12
well, he gets my vote for greatest living human
Sean Robinson - 2007-07-12
I mean, he actually has really well-maintained hair. It is clean and lustrous.
fluffy - 2007-07-12
So is the invention a mass-market S&M kid-saving fursuit? or uh

I'm just not sure what the hell this invention is. Or how this is an invention, anyway.
Ursa_minor - 2007-07-12
This man is a walking case study individuals not being able to let go of their childhood. His accent only makes him more pathetic. 5 stars.
Spastic Avenger - 2007-07-12
I think is how I'll look when I'm forty.
Ersatz - 2007-07-12
Chaining children up in your basement is not the same as protecting them.
chalk - 2007-07-12
You mock, but that guy saved these kids from A KIDNAPPING RINK. Jerks.
FISTFULLofSOUL - 2007-10-15
yeah...and guess who kidnapped them stoopid!

jihadbaby - 2007-07-12
Fuck his invention, but he could be an actor, or the lead singer for some awesome arena rock band, or a mega pimp, or an astronaut. Man, that man could be anything he wants.
PegLegPete - 2007-07-12
Badass motherfucker right there.
Pandatronic - 2007-07-12
I would totally be the Black Cougar's wise-cracking sidekick. We could use our dolls to beat up the bad guys and save the kids from the dungeons.
Frank Rizzo - 2007-07-12
this weirdo needs to get together with that crazy eccentric panther guy from american idol and for a posse of failure.

Frank Rizzo - 2007-07-12
after watching this whole thing to the end, Ive learned that this guy is awesome.

george, george, george, george, george, george, george...
EvilHomer - 2007-07-12
Fuckin' A, man. If this guy doesn't at least land a deal with Marvel Comics after this pitch gets out, I'm starting a riot. BLACK COUGAR ROCKS!!!!!!!
dueserpenti - 2007-07-12
Wow, talk about Lost in Yonkers.

Fuck you, you wish you could bulb that.
Hailey2006 - 2007-07-13
This guy needs his own show! I think John Cooper, II of "M*A*S*H" fan-fiction is probably like this guy!
Portaxx - 2007-07-13
If I was a judge I'd say "I'll give you a YES, but only if you give me a copy of your movie to keep."
Rodents of Unusual Size - 2007-07-13
The female judge had the best reaction. A mixture of fear and confusion.
mouser - 2008-02-12
Lust. You can tell she dugg the black latex.

kthorjensen - 2007-07-13
Yeah I need the fuck out of this movie for Evil Video 5.
jihadbaby - 2007-07-13

DvD= .99

Camonk - 2007-07-13
I think the woman voted yes out of terror. I think George just liked the spin. What the hell. I guess there are worse reasons. I mean, the guy is the first superhero dedicated to protecting children. Man, Superman, Captain America, get off your asses and start saving children already, you selfish, gerio-centric assholes.
Mayberry Pancakes - 2007-07-13
I couldn't actually watch this. I had to scroll down and listen to the audio because I was cringing so hard. This is unreal.
Billy Buttsex - 2007-07-13
The ending totally killed me
tamago - 2007-07-16
Aww man it's dead

baleen - 2007-07-16

It's alive again (for now).

Dib - 2007-07-17
Fucking youtube. Are the others resubmitted yet? I caught this one the other day on youtube by searching but couldn't find the other clips.
Hooper_X - 2007-07-25
Holy shit. This is pretty much the greatest thing ever. All the awfulness of "Ravedactyl" and "Civilian Justice" but with a creepy pedo subtext and SILVIO DISALVATORE.

I wish I had a billion jillion stars.
Corman's Inferno - 2007-08-07
Steve Ditko and Stan Lee didn't walk around Manhattan in Spider-Man costumes. But maybe they SHOULD'VE.
Xenocide - 2007-08-08
So you invented Darth Vader with no cape on.

Also: I'm not sure how the judges would react if they'd been pitched Spider-Man, but I'm pretty sure attempts to pitch Black Cougar to Marvel would result in them pointing to a picture of Black Panther, their incredibly similar character who's been around since the 60's, and then pointing to the door.
Caminante Nocturno - 2007-08-29
I'm pretty sure that if you looked, you'd find that there's already a hero whose sole purpose is to defend kids. Not that he still shouldn't use that line.
bang to buck ratio - 2007-10-06
At any given moment there is enough cocaine in that man's body to kill a water buffalo.
B_Ko - 2007-11-18
Black Cougar looks like an Xbox.
William Batty - 2009-01-06
I don't think Silvio knows that the same movies are in theaters in every city.
kwash - 2009-12-28
this man is crazy and has apparently been so for 25 years
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