"And zen like zees, and zees, and oh sheet, I forgot to actually teach you anytheeng. Oh vell. I AM YNGWIE MALMSTEEN! BUY MY REKORDZ AND VIDEOS!"

Bonus points for being exactly what I expected, and for further driving home the fact that no matter matter how overblown his reputation may be, when all is said and done, Yngwie still can't use his fucking pinky to save his life.