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FAT KID CRYING
DYING WHALE SOUNDS
It's the air-raid siren! THE JAPS ARE COMING!
He really commits to that wail of anguish
It's a Wookiee funeral chant.
The "oh, shit" sounds EXACTLY like an old woman
by which I mean Julia Child! That's who I was thinking of. Julia Child.
Oh shit, the resemblance is uncanny. Now I keep thinking of what would make Julia Child swear like that. Probably cutting her finger.
I imagine Jacques Pepin splashing hot oil on Julia.
Someone needs to do the same thing with that "John Michael's Paintball Shaming" vid
This is what I imagine the BLOOP creature sounding like when it surfaces to destroy us all.
Exactly. If that thing at the end of The Watchmen had ever lived, this is what it would sound like.
You don't need the Thorazine.
Are you serious, fatty?
Hey! This is some of that cyber-bullying I always read about on poen, isn't it? Quick, everybody cheese it before the feds show up!
tHE SLO-MO MAKES IT EVIDENT WHAT A DRAMA BITCH THE FAT KID IS. drama fall!
:D :D :D :D
1. what the hell does he whip at the kid with a skateboard?
2. why does he grab his asshole when the board hit him in the ankle?
The answer to your second question is obvious: he's too fat to reach his leg.
So THATS how Soriano got put on the DL
Dammit I knew I should have submitted this myself. It just didn't feel right when the original version was still on the front page.
Redeem yourself by hitting the "Digg" button. This video needs to be shared!
Wait, what the hell is that white thing in his hand?
I'm guessing either a stick from a tree or a piece of wire.
This is why the motherfucking internet was invented
Young Moulton got what his fat face deserved.
Not everything is better in slow-mo, but this is 10x better.
Wait! Is that the mating call of the Himalayan Ibex?