WHAT is to be DONE with this..."HOMER SIMPSON"?!
the golden years
Its clear now why God portions it out in those tiny packets, and lives on a plantation in Hawaii
I nicked it. And I'd do it again. Goodbye.
|Caminante Nocturno |
The ultimate irony is that Homer became so obsessed with protecting the sugar, that he never got to actually enjoy it.
Wasn't he going to sell it like for like six dollars a pound or something? I think I remember the dialogue:
"But Homer, the grocery store sells sugar for a dollar a pound. And it doesn't have nails and bits of broken glass in it."
"But those are PRIZES!" *takes a bite* "Oooh--a blasting cap!"
It's frightening how good this show was.
Bad bees! Bad! Ow! OWWWW! They're defending themselves somehow!
It's sad how bad the Simpsons are today compared to this.
"To the beemobile!"
"You mean your Chevy?"
"AAAAh, They're DEFENDING themselves somehow!"
I always figured they'd bring back the beekeepers someday. They were great.
|Aubrey McFate |
White gold! Texas tea!...sweetener!
This show has degenerated so much that watching the classic material is almost depressing.
Nice Scarface reference
|Mayberry Pancakes |
Not only is this really funny, but I'm surprised at how the animation seems to have so much more effort in it. Am I wrong in thinking that nowadays it's much more...static?
"To the beemobile!"
cocky stride and musky odors
If only the sugar were as sweet as you, sir.
|a flaming monkey |
Ah, vintage Simpsons...like a fine, priceless Chateau Lafite...gets better and better with age.
|Man Who Fights Like Woman |
Oh God no not the bees!
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
My best friend and I used to quote this endlessly. Especially: "In America, first you get the sugar. Then you get the power. Then you get the women..."
I could quote my favorite line like you mooks, but that would force me to copy it all verbatim.
Homer, it's the plant. They say if you don't come in tomorrow, don't bother coming in on Monday.
Woo hoo! Four day weekend!
This has been yanked, but no worries. The entire segment has been quoted in the comments.
5 stars for the preview image, even though that's all we have left
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