SolRo      FUCK THE POPE
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Jeff Fries     The parting shot (final frame) is wonderful
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a flaming monkey    The guy who makes these reviews will probably be assassinated soon.
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IrishWhiskey      All of what he says is true. And he didn't even touch upon the crap final boss that makes the games vaunted originality seem like a joke. And still Bioshock remains one of the best games of the year.
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Afgh      I loved Bioshock, and this is pretty spot-on.
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Albuquerque Halsey     
Big Daddy: O HAI GIZES WHUTS UP
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baleen 
Games
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Xiphias      I have no idea how this guy got the impression that the clearly gas-powered machines in Bioshock are "steam powered". They even do some hand-waving about how Ryan was the world's smartest electrical engineer to justify the way the machines work.
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glasseye      Console-tards.
Oh man, five stars right there.
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Jimmy Labatt      Croshaw kicks ass
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Xenocide      AH PUSH THA BUTTON AND THA MAN FALLS DOWN.
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Pie Boy      GET WIRED
GOOD LORD
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Cursed Egyptian Sex Toy      "A mysterious substance you acquire by doing dreadful things to little girls"
then again, that applies to so many things
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j lzrd / swift idiot      Hybrid of Hitler and Skeletor who's very piss is pure liquid malevolence.
I Heart Yahtzee
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thebaronsdoctor      Yahtzee: The long-lost son of Old Man Murray.
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Caminante Nocturno      I guess water has a problem with being made holy against its will.
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FABIO2 Sure Bioshock was fun, but it had the gall to assume my character knew how to fire a shotgun without first gathering 10 million super hi tech upgrades.
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