Wow...maybe THE only thing more annoying than that son of a bitch who does all the wacky character voices on there...

I made it through the first five seconds.
This place is becoming the pet semetary for squandered childhoods.

I could watch Steve Urkel for hours.

That's not healthy, is it?

An annoying character from a terrible show guest stars on a terrible show with annoying characters. It's like a nightmarish fanfic come to life.

One or five?

John Stamos is disconcertingly good looking.

Hey, wait just one damned minute! You're not going to trick me into watching five minutes of this!

Watching the entire clip is lethal to gerbils. RIP, Mr. Fluffy :(

This decade owes us an apology.

You see, we have this sitcom. It's pretty terrible already, but we think we can find a way to somehow make it even worse.

He's "Jessie's best man". Oh, Full House, could you be any gayer. No? You had to add Urkel? Well, okay. 5 stars for finding a clip that refines my hatred for everyone involved into a precision point. Also the audience was live, right? The audiences for this deserved harm as well.

There is only one word for this and that is EPOCHAL

Good God, Uncle Jesse's boots. Also sometimes I wonder if Jaleel White's spine is curved from walking like that for so many years.

I'm kind of happy that the sitcom gods decided to consolidate their two greatest abominations into a single universe. The other universes thank them.

"Boy, am I hungry! Got any cheese?"

I'll have to remember that one. Very few circumstances where it's not worth a try.

Yeah yeah, shit on these shows, but many of you used to watch them. Don't deny it.