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Desc:How DARE his parents get mad at him for getting caught trying to steal a WWF figure?
Category:Accidents & Explosions, Horror
Tags:theft, tantrum, reymon14, crushingly sad, half-assed suicide attempt
Submitted:Stopheles
Date:10/22/07
Views:10495
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Comment count is 35
drcrypt
Drinking nail polish and chewing lead? That explains a lot about this guy.
drcrypt
Also, is he in drag?
Enjoy
I like how the voice of gollum comes out of his young, girlish face.
Hugo Gorilla
I'll bite. What exactly is the story on this guy-goblin? One video he's flaming a fatty with WWE catchphrases and the next he's a cross-dressing goth on the fringe to suicide? Is this real or some elaborate trolling?
Xiphias
the story is that nerdy kids are insane, even the ones that get in big youtube fights with other nerds

Rodents of Unusual Size
My assumption is that he's been swallowing lead for years, but that works too.

Roachbud
I don't know about that crushingly sad tag, I find this funny. Nothing sad about this little douche crying because he got stealing a doll.
Stopheles
Imagine that this was your kid -- slurry, arrested developmenty*, surly, violent, obsessed with the idea that he can fight people online via recording himself yelling wrestling catchphrases and putting the videos online. And, when caught stealing a toy, his response is to turn on his webcam, throw a tantrum, drink nail polish remover, and rant about how PARENTAL GUIDANCE MUST STOP.

Wouldn't that make you sad?

Stopheles
* that is a multi-valed phrase, meant to convey that he is obviously suffering from arrested development, and that he seems like a character from that show (another of GOB's kids, perhaps?).

Roachbud
To me he's just acting like a little shit in this video, trying to take attention away from where he obviously fucked up. He might be developmentally challenged, but he's not stupid.

Cap'n Profan!ty
this shit is depressing as hell
Big Beef Burritos Supreme
Wow. That's pathetically sad and insane - risking real, serious damage over this.

It's also blindingly offensive to nonmiddleclass unwhite notamericans starving to death. Somehow.
gambol
But was he successful?
HURF BLURF DUH
I doubt it. He doesn't seem all that hardcore

Hooper_X
You dumbass, if you're going to drink something to try and kill yourself, chug. Don't take little girly sips. What the fuck is wrong with you?

Alternately, be like this guy: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kevin_Whitrick
Hooper_X
Also: "One case report describes a man who intentionally drank 200 mL (about 7 ounces) of acetone. Within one hour, he had flushed cheeks and appeared drunk. His breathing was shallow and his throat red and swollen. He soon lapsed into coma and did not regain consciousness for 12 hours. Four weeks later, he developed symptoms similar to diabetes (increased urination, thirst and blood sugar levels). The patient fully recovered within 5 months after the incident."

http://www.entheology.org/tips-acetone/acetone.htm

Smellvin
SHE GETS MAD AT ME... EVEN WHEN I'M CWYING!
StanleyPain
Crazy like this is what makes the internet what it is.
Repomancer
Coca-cola, acetone, and lead. We need a name for this festive new cocktail.
Brass
Problem solvent.

Old People
For Brass.

tesla_weapon
My stars are for Brass

NoCode
Parental guidance should STOP!!

Okay, this is hilarious (especially when he throws the sword [?] at the end) but there is just no way this is for real. It can't be.

You have to yearn from your mistakes.
baleen

Yeah this is just extremely depressing.
DemoniusX is funny but reymon just makes me sad sad sad.
TeenerTot
I gotta agree with the "sad" school of thought here. It's one thing to be a functional human being who chooses to be an emo drama queen (amusing), but it looks like this poor kid really has some problems (sad).
plank
One star for daxflame's little brother.
Rabid Vegan
Boring.
athodyd
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bang to buck ratio
She's hot.
Benzene265
He looks like Michael Jackson in profile.
Sudan no1
caught wed wawnded :C
ashtar.
'Howa wike dat parental? Mommy, NAHHGHH!'

I don't think he's trying to kill himself, I think lead and nail polish remover are his comfort foods. They certainly explain his voice and intellect.
phalsebob
It's Froggy from The Little Rascals in drag drinking nail polish remover cocktails complaing about not being able to steal wresting figures.

And some of you won't give this five stars?

Move over Fatty Matty, you just can't compete with a fresh generation of POE stars.
FABIO2
A big bucket of sad.
poples
Aww c'mon Brian Molko, we still love you.
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