Drinking nail polish and chewing lead? That explains a lot about this guy.
Also, is he in drag?
I like how the voice of gollum comes out of his young, girlish face.
|Hugo Gorilla |
I'll bite. What exactly is the story on this guy-goblin? One video he's flaming a fatty with WWE catchphrases and the next he's a cross-dressing goth on the fringe to suicide? Is this real or some elaborate trolling?
I don't know about that crushingly sad tag, I find this funny. Nothing sad about this little douche crying because he got stealing a doll.
Imagine that this was your kid -- slurry, arrested developmenty*, surly, violent, obsessed with the idea that he can fight people online via recording himself yelling wrestling catchphrases and putting the videos online. And, when caught stealing a toy, his response is to turn on his webcam, throw a tantrum, drink nail polish remover, and rant about how PARENTAL GUIDANCE MUST STOP.
Wouldn't that make you sad?
* that is a multi-valed phrase, meant to convey that he is obviously suffering from arrested development, and that he seems like a character from that show (another of GOB's kids, perhaps?).
To me he's just acting like a little shit in this video, trying to take attention away from where he obviously fucked up. He might be developmentally challenged, but he's not stupid.
|Cap'n Profan!ty |
this shit is depressing as hell
|Big Beef Burritos Supreme |
Wow. That's pathetically sad and insane - risking real, serious damage over this.
It's also blindingly offensive to nonmiddleclass unwhite notamericans starving to death. Somehow.
But was he successful?
You dumbass, if you're going to drink something to try and kill yourself, chug. Don't take little girly sips. What the fuck is wrong with you?
Alternately, be like this guy: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kevin_Whitrick
Also: "One case report describes a man who intentionally drank 200 mL (about 7 ounces) of acetone. Within one hour, he had flushed cheeks and appeared drunk. His breathing was shallow and his throat red and swollen. He soon lapsed into coma and did not regain consciousness for 12 hours. Four weeks later, he developed symptoms similar to diabetes (increased urination, thirst and blood sugar levels). The patient fully recovered within 5 months after the incident."
SHE GETS MAD AT ME... EVEN WHEN I'M CWYING!
Crazy like this is what makes the internet what it is.
Coca-cola, acetone, and lead. We need a name for this festive new cocktail.
Parental guidance should STOP!!
Okay, this is hilarious (especially when he throws the sword [?] at the end) but there is just no way this is for real. It can't be.
You have to yearn from your mistakes.
Yeah this is just extremely depressing.
DemoniusX is funny but reymon just makes me sad sad sad.
I gotta agree with the "sad" school of thought here. It's one thing to be a functional human being who chooses to be an emo drama queen (amusing), but it looks like this poor kid really has some problems (sad).
One star for daxflame's little brother.
|Rabid Vegan |
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|bang to buck ratio |
He looks like Michael Jackson in profile.
|Sudan no1 |
caught wed wawnded :C
'Howa wike dat parental? Mommy, NAHHGHH!'
I don't think he's trying to kill himself, I think lead and nail polish remover are his comfort foods. They certainly explain his voice and intellect.
It's Froggy from The Little Rascals in drag drinking nail polish remover cocktails complaing about not being able to steal wresting figures.
And some of you won't give this five stars?
Move over Fatty Matty, you just can't compete with a fresh generation of POE stars.
A big bucket of sad.
Aww c'mon Brian Molko, we still love you.
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