Sonic the Hedgehog says: Slow people are special

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Sonic the Hedgehog says: Slow people are special

Desc:	They probably could have thought of a better metaphor.
Category:	Cartoons & Animation, Educational
Tags:	Sonic The Hedgehog, PSAs, knowing is half the battle, Sonic says
Submitted:	Xenocide
Date:	10/23/07
Views:	3698
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DrVital

That's just messed up.

Pandatronic

Wow, this show is ugly.

Nikon
Ugly character design and awful-looking colors.

Merzbau

And the lesson is: respect the dull-witted, or QUICKSAND WILL FUCKING KILL YOU.

StanleyPain

DOOOON'T PAAAAANIC.

HURF BLURF DUH

That's no good.

K Clobber

I say it's a sound lesson that works on a number of levels.

K Clobber
I say it's a lesson for life: sometimes you just need to move slowly, and you'll be alright.

Fur is Murder

Even I can learn something from a sloth, eh? How about 'don't eat lead paint chips?'

Unmerciful Crushing Force

Shit like this pissed me off as a kid.

You see, I always wanted to put the quicksand survival skills that Bill Nye, Sonic and countless hours of Mario taught me, BUT THERE WAS NEVER ANY FUCKING QUICKSAND AROUND.

Christ, it was like being offered a chocolate bunny, only to see that the inside is hollow. And melting.

zatojones
Also real quicksand's not as cool as you'd think

RandomFerret

Only one of three fucking sonic the hedgehog cartoons that were on at the time. All of them starred Jaleel 'Steve Urkel' White.

garcet71283

Although this one is probably the best.

If only because its the lesser of the furry fodder.

athodyd

"best"

Rodents of Unusual Size

I didn't learn anything. Take that, Sonic.

boner
You never see retarded people drowning in quicksand eh? Case closed.

Caminante Nocturno

Yes, but there's no way I'm trusting a sloth dressed like Andy Cap.

Caminante Nocturno
Watching this again, I'm really offended by the fake sentiment in the music.

fatatty

For some reason I have a craving for chili dogs now. Hm.

Sloth

I knew I was good for something. Except I would have pushed tails' head down... very slowly.

PlushJake

Man, I should slow down.

Samisyosam

Fuck you! *kicks you with his ENERGY LEGS*

j lzrd / swift idiot

Yeah this pretty much worked out for the best.

Quad9Damage

Sonic Sez: Tards are Terrific!

soci-o-path

Imagine if tails was in that quicksand porno vid ...

Wait, does that make me sound like a furry ?

You Got Skruud
Yeah, it kinda does.

Vicious

I have this episode on cassette.

Pie Boy

Five stars for giving us furry voreophilia Tails videos to be discovered and incinerated.

Big Beef Burritos Supreme

don't sink in the quicksand
don't run with scissors
i'm feeling numb

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