OxygenThief Ok, that wasn't as bad as I thought it was going to be. I was sure Cruise was going to try and pull off an Udo Kier accent.
Mayberry Pancakes For some reason I find his nasal whine and cheesy dialogue (especially the line at the end) far worse than any fake accent could be.
snothouse Tom Cruise is a comically bad choice. Also, warm bread?
Gerhard The real Stauffenberg was a more believable Hollywood leading man than Cruise could ever hope to be. And he could have eaten Cruise allive. And he was a good 5 inches taller. And he used a glass eye not an eye patch. And I will shut up now.