Adramelech Louis CK is one of the only stand-up comics to do some genuinely funny bits about family life.
"Found you." with dead-on kid arrogance.
boner A lot of black comics have great stories about beating their kids. I don't think white comics get away with that.
Bort The "is she hiding in ______" game is actually a good choice when they're that young and un-ninja-like; the goal simply changes to making them giggle, while you catch your breath with some low-effort quality time. Doesn't take that much imagination to come up with a half dozen possibilities that will make a two-year-old laugh.
Caminante Nocturno What a terrible man. He should be ashamed of himself for talking about his children like that.
Gwago Ahhh... one man's hatred for his family is another man's... treasure... or something...