|Enjoy - 2007-11-27 |
Hey the man looks like a nutjob but he's right: Christianity is the only religion that isn't works-based.
Would you like me to explain why you're wrong? Would you read it?
So a religion that teaches that doing the right thing is meaningless is better how, exactly?
WAAAAH WAAAAAH WAAAAAAH!
WE DON'T LIKE HEARING CHRISTIANS WAAH WAAH CRY!
What a bunch of whiney bitches. Sorry if your ears got hurt.
Hey Billy Buttsex, your name is Billy Buttsex
Iiiiiit's about as useless as a screen door on a submarine...
Soooo, if I die and bring God some nice fruit, I'm going to hell because it's dirty (even if it's organic?), but if I bring him a dead animal, I'm good? That's how I atone for my sins, possibly including original sin? Can it be pork? Can I bring God some bacon? I hear that I'm not supposed to eat it (either because of the "impure" thing or cholesterol, can't recall which) but God is all powerful so I guess He's immune to cholesterol, so bacon should be okay, right? And as long as I'm not committing sin, and I bring God some bacon when I die, I don't need to pay taxes. Is all that right?
|NineEleven - 2007-11-27 |
He had me at "hi."
|Keefu - 2007-11-28 |
All of our good works are filthy rags.
All of our good works.
All of it.
|Scrotum H. Vainglorious - 2007-11-28 |
I detect Goronchev facial tics.
|mon666ster - 2007-11-28 |
"That's kind of filthy lookin'"
This is a boy who has heard his preacher talk more than any other human in existence.
|afp3683 - 2007-11-28 |
Pale skin, pink lips, greenish hair and purple clothes?
Batman will be crashing through his window to stop this madness in short order.
|StanleyPain - 2007-11-28 |
This is the same guy who did the "DID YOU KNOW THAT EVOLUTIONISTS WANT YOU TO THINK YOU COME FROM GOO??" or whatever video, isn't it?
|uekibachi - 2007-11-28 |
"your good works aren't worth SPIT"
|Roachbud - 2007-11-28 |
I hate this guy more than anyone on youtube, trying to disprove other religions through his own's dogma, fuck him. God is dead.
I teach you the bouncer. Man is something to be thrown out.
Thus spake Roachbud.
and woman is made to kick the bouncer half drunkenly after he calls her a dumb drunk bitch after she talked shit to him for 10 minutes
|Billy Buttsex - 2007-11-28 |
"because we're NOT lovable"
Hey-- speak for yourself. Everyone loves Billy Buttsex.
|futurebot - 2007-11-28 |
NO OTHER WORLD RELIGION CAN MAKE SENSE OF CHRISTIAN PROPHECY
|Frank Rizzo - 2007-11-28 |
this annoying douchebag answers ben steins question on why normal people are so intolerant of these annoying douchebags.
|takewithfood - 2007-11-28 |
"Christianity says the seed of a woman - women don't have seeds, so it speaks of a virgin birth - was crucified, thus his heel was bruised, and he crushed the head of Satan and sin.
That makes sense."
If that makes sense to this guy, then clearly he is my intellectual superior.
Also, most of his videos are this awesome or better. He is so deliciously bitchslappable. Anytime I find myself forgetting why I quietly hope for the whole planet to explode, I watch one of his videos and recommence work on my doomsday device. (So far it is just an empty coke can with a clothes pin stuck to it, but I'm getting there.)
|zatojones - 2007-11-28 |
|Hugo Gorilla - 2007-11-28 |
Boy, he has a lot to say. Holy shit does he have a lot to say.
|AgentOrange - 2007-11-28 |
It must be so frustrating to know the truth and no one listens.
|Tuan Jim - 2008-07-23 |
Dear Enjoy and Christian douches everwhere:
The Fucking Epistle Of James.
|Dinky Patterson - 2008-08-18 |
"VenomFangX" tag, please.
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